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By now you are all probably aware of that big fiasco experienced by ConAgra when they set up a dinner hosted by a celebrity chef and a food industry analyst and invited food bloggers to attend, offering extra tickets for giveaway purposes.  The attendees were promised a delicious four-course meal, and Mr. Duran’s “one-of-a-kind sangria.”  A surprise was also promised…read the following article from the New York Times.

Bloggers Don’t Follow the Script, to ConAgra’s Chagrin

George Duran

By ANDREW ADAM NEWMAN
Published: September 6, 2011

In August, food bloggers and mom bloggers in New York were invited to dine at an underground restaurant in a West Village brownstone run, apparently, by George Duran, the chef who hosts the “Ultimate Cake Off” on TLC.

Sotto Terra, the invitation said, was “an intimate Italian restaurant” where attendees would enjoy a “delicious four-course meal,” Mr. Duran’s “one-of-a-kind sangria,” and learn about food trends from a food industry analyst, Phil Lempert. The invitation continued that upon confirming — for one of five evenings beginning Aug. 23 — bloggers would receive an extra pair of tickets as a prize for readers and that the dinner would include “an unexpected surprise.”

The surprise: rather than being prepared by the chef, the lasagna they were served was Three Meat and Four Cheese Lasagna by Marie Callender’s, a frozen line from ConAgra Foods. Hidden cameras at the dinners, which were orchestrated by the Ketchum public relations unit of the Omnicom Group, captured reactions to the lasagna and to the dessert, Razzleberry Pie, also from Marie Callender’s.

“Our intention was to really have a special evening in a special location with Chef George Duran,” said Stephanie Moritz, senior director of public relations and social media at ConAgra.

“The twist at the end was not dissimilar with what brands like Pizza Hut and Domino’s have done in the recent past with success,” she said, referring to hidden-camera advertising campaigns. ConAgra expected to use the footage for promotional videos on YouTube and its Web site, and for bloggers to generate buzz when they wrote about being pleasantly surprised.

But it was the marketers, not the diners, who were in for the biggest surprise.

The hidden camera is a staple in commercials, from Folger’s ads in the 1970s and 1980s where diners in upscale restaurants unknowingly enjoyed instant coffee instead of the house brew, to more recent Pizza Hut ads, where diners, again in upscale restaurants, unknowingly enjoyed pasta from Pizza Hut.

But while consumers tend to laugh along with the ruse, ConAgra was about to learn that bloggers, who often see themselves as truth-seeking journalists, find the switcheroo less amusing, especially when it entails them misleading their readers beforehand.

“Our entire meal was a SHAM!” wrote Suzanne Chan, founder of Mom Confessionals, in a blog post after the event. “We were unwilling participants in a bait-and-switch for Marie Callender’s new frozen three cheese lasagna and there were cameras watching our reactions.”

On FoodMayhem.com, a blog by Lon Binder and Jessica Lee Binder, Mr. Binder wrote that during a discussion led by Mr. Lempert before the meal, Mr. Binder spoke against artificial ingredients while Ms. Binder mentioned being allergic to food coloring. When the lasagna arrived, Ms. Binder was served a zucchini dish, while Mr. Binder was served lasagna.

“We discussed with the group the sad state of chemical-filled foods,” wrote Mr. Binder. “And yet, you still fed me the exact thing I said I did not want to eat.” (Among the ingredients in the lasagna: sodium nitrate, BHA, BHT, disodium inosinate and disodium guanylate.)

On the evening she attended, Cindy Zhou wrote on her blog, Chubby Chinese Girl, that during the pre-meal discussion, she “pointed out that the reason I ate organic, fresh and good food was because my calories are very precious to me, so I want to use them wisely.”

She continued, “Yet they were serving us a frozen meal, loaded with sodium.” (An 8-ounce serving of the lasagna contains 860 milligrams of sodium, 36 percent of the recommended daily allowance.)

“I’m NOT their target consumer and they were totally off by thinking I would buy or promote their highly processed frozen foods after tricking me to taste it,” Ms. Zhou wrote.

As negative comments on blogs, Twitter and Facebook grew, ConAgra canceled the fifth evening and vowed not to use the hidden-camera footage for promotional purposes.

“Once we sensed it was not meeting attendees’ expectations, that’s where we stopped, we listened and we adjusted,” said Ms. Moritz, of ConAgra.

“It was never our intention to put any bloggers or their guests in an uncomfortable position and for that we are sorry,” she said, adding that the brand subsequently offered to reimburse attendees for such expenses as cab fare and baby-sitting.

Still, “most attendees had a fun evening” and in a survey, 62.5 percent of participants indicated having a favorable impression of Marie Callender’s, Ms. Moritz said.

Peter Shankman, author of “Can We Do That?! Outrageous PR Stunts That Work — And Why Your Company Needs Them,” said Ketchum should have safeguarded ConAgra.

“You pay a PR agency not only to get you press but also for counsel,” Mr. Shankman said. “Someone at Ketchum should have said, ‘I know this sounds fun, but we’re duping bloggers and they might get angry so we might want to rethink this.’ ”

There were “a high percentage of people who actually appreciated the event,” said Jackie Burton, director of corporate communications at Ketchum. “But we also understand that there were people who were disappointed and we’re sorry — we apologize that they felt that way.”

The promotion was “unfortunate” and “struck me as being not quite where they should be in terms of honesty,” said Deborah A. Silverman, who heads the Board of Ethics and Professional Standards at the Public Relations Society of America.

In an e-mail message, Ms. Silverman added, “Ketchum has an excellent reputation for high ethical standards,” but “the social media realm (including bloggers) is new territory for public relations practitioners, and I view this as a valuable learning opportunity.”

If some bloggers felt duped, they have nothing on the former owners of 142 West 11th Street, where Sotto Terra was staged.

Cabaret singer Cynthia Crane and playwright Ted Story, who owned the townhouse for four decades, were forced to sell it after losing their life savings to Bernard L. Madoff.

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This is almost exactly what Wanchai Ferry did this past March:  Invited a whole slew of bloggers for a free dinner downtown, throwing in a $50 MC to pay for parking, etc.  The surprise here was that the dinner was frozen, bagged Wanchai Ferry.

So the next time you’re invited to a free anything, double check that you know what you’re really getting – we can stuff our freezers with Marie Callender for almost free and then never have to get dressed.

 

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Okay, I screwed up earlier on the Wags diaper post, so now I’m gonna fix it.  Remember that “Emails from an Ass” series I posted a few weeks ago?  This lunatic is baaaaack!  Liquid Warning:  Do not have any liquid in your mouth.  In fact try to stay away from anything food-related.  You have been warned:

Comanche Quest
Posted at: 2011-09-01 12:41:18
Original ad:
looking for a jeep comanche. must be running and in good condition. can pay up to $500. offers for other trucks will be ignored.

From Mike Partlow to *********@*********.org:

Hey, I couldn’t help but notice your ad looking for a Comanche. I don’t have one, but seeing as it is such a rare car I figured I’d help you out and put you in touch with a friend of mine who is selling his. Would you like his contact information?

Mike

From Joel ******* to Mike Partlow:

yeah that would be great thanks

From Mike Partlow to Joel *******:

Okay, it is ***********@gmail.com. Just tell him Mike sent ya.

Mike

From Joel ******* to Mike Partlow:

ok thanks


From Joel ******* to Leo D:

hey there your friend mike told me that you were interested in selling your jeep comanche?

From Leo D to Joel *******:

Ugh…freaking Mike. I’m sorry. Mike is an idiot. I told him that I knew a guy selling a Comanche. I’m not selling one. If you want I can have that guy contact you. I’ll give his email address: *******@yahoo.com

Sorry about that.

Leo

From Joel ******* to Leo D:

okay…


From Joel ******* to Chris Vandrell:

hey your friend leo told me you were selling a comanche?

From Chris Vandrell to Joel *******:

Ah, Leo! I haven’t talked to him in forever! How’s he doing?

From Joel ******* to Chris Vandrell:

i dunno. i just met him online

From Chris Vandrell to Joel *******:

Do me a favor, will ya? Tell Leo that Chris asked how he’s doing?

From Joel ******* to Chris Vandrell:

are you selling a jeep comanche?

From Chris Vandrell to Joel *******:

What did Leo say?

From Joel ******* to Chris Vandrell:

he said he is good

From Chris Vandrell to Joel *******:

Great! Anyway, I’m not selling the Comanche, my brother is. Can I give him your email address so he can get in touch with you? His name is Randy.

From Joel ******* to Chris Vandrell:

oh god dammit. fine give him my email

From Chris Vandrell to Joel *******:

Will do!

From Chris Vandrell to Joel *******:

Hey, I just talked to Leo. He said you didn’t tell him I asked how he was doing! Why did you lie to me?

From Joel ******* to Chris Vandrell:

look i dont give a FUCK man i just want to buy a fuckin comanche and you keep dicking me around. who gives a fuck how hes doing if you were talking to him then why the fuck didnt you just fucking ask him? for christ’s sake just fucking put me through to the guy selling the comanche already

From Chris Vandrell to Joel *******:

Calm down, son. No need to get your panties in a bunch. I just got off the phone with Randy and he is going to email you shortly.


From Randy Vandrell to Joel *******:

Hello! Is this Joe?

From Joel ******* to Randy Vandrell:

no my name is joel

From Randy Vandrell to Joel *******:

Oh, my mistake. I must have misheard Chris. I couldn’t really hear him over the phone. He is using one of those new “smart phones” but personally I think they sound terrible. You won’t find me using one of those, no sir. My good-ol-fashioned land line phone will do me just fine. Everyone always tells me I sound very clear on my phone, they ask me “Randy, how do you sound so crisp and clear on your phone?” and I tell them “I’m using a land line! If you want to sound clear, take your cell phone and throw it in the trash!” This new technology is a load of garbage if you ask me. You don’t use a cell phone, do ya Joe? I wouldn’t if I were you. Anyway, I just got off the phone with Chris. He tells me you are interested in buying my Jeep Cherokee?

From Joel ******* to Randy Vandrell:

no a jeep COMANCHE. please tell me you have a comanche not a fuckign cherokee

From Randy Vandrell to Joel *******:

Ah, the Jeep Comanche! A fine vehicle. Mine was a 1994, had a lot of good times in that truck. Once I drove that truck all the way to Newark! Couldn’t believe it made it, but that truck was one tough son-of-a-bitch. It was a long trip but I just popped in my Johnny Cash cassette tapes and I was set for the whole ride. Do you listen to Johnny Cash? Great man, he was. Anyway, the Comanche. I was selling that, yes. Unfortunately, I sold it to a guy about a month ago. Real nice guy who bought it, I’m trying to remember his name. I remember thinking it was Mike but it wasn’t Mike. It was something foreign…I’m leaning towards “Mikel.”

From Joel ******* to Randy Vandrell:

i dont give a fuck what his name is asshole. what the FUCK you fucking idiots just wasted my fucking time for nothing

From Randy Vandrell to Joel *******:

Boy, Chris was right when he said you were an angry lad. Relax, I’ve got some good news for you. Mikel loved the Comanche, but he has to move far away and is unable to take the truck with him. Therefore he is trying to sell the truck. He tried to sell it back to me for 500 bucks, but I told him “Mikel, why in the hell would I need the Comanche? I just bought a new F150!” You should see my F150, it is really nice. Perfect for hauling my ATVs to Chris’s house. Chris has a lot of property up in Hagerstown and we love to go offroading there with his pal Leo. Leo sure is a crazy son-of-a-bitch! Speaking of Leo, what’s this I hear about you lying to Chris about asking Leo how he’s doing? Why would you do that?

From Joel ******* to Randy Vandrell:

ENOUGH WITH THE RANTS JUST SHUT UP!!!!! HOLY SHIT WILL YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!? I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANY OF YOUR SHIT ASS STORIES JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING GUY WHO IS SELLING THE COMANCHE!!! GOT THAT? NOT HIS SON, NOT HIS FUCKING BROTHER, JUST THE GUY WITH THE TRUCK. QUIT WASTING MY FUCKING TIME

From Randy Vandrell to Joel *******:

Jeez, you sure are an angry fella! Don’t like to talk much, do ya? I understand you’re just trying to buy a truck. You’re all business, I respect that. You’re going to want to email Mikel. I am confident he is still trying to sell the truck. You’ll love it, its a real beaut. Mikel’s email address is ***********@hotmail.com


From Joel ******* to Mikk Sisask:

hey some jackass named randy told me he sold you a jeep comanche and you are looking to sell it?

From Mikk Sisask to Joel *******:

Olen segaduses. Mida sa sellega öelda tahad? Kas te räägite eesti keeles?

From Joel ******* to Mikk Sisask:

fucking hell…ENGLISH? do you speak english?

From Mikk Sisask to Joel *******:

American, yes?

From Joel ******* to Mikk Sisask:

yes philadelphia are you selling a jeep comanche?

From Mikk Sisask to Joel *******:

Yes! Car sale, me to you sales of vehicle, yes?

From Joel ******* to Mikk Sisask:

yeah do you have pictures/information?

From Mikk Sisask to Joel *******:

Yes photographs!

Its nice cars, yes?

From Joel ******* to Mikk Sisask:

THATS NOT A FUCKING JEEP COMANCHE RETARD

From Mikk Sisask to Joel *******:

Oh you buys Jeep from me, yes? Comanche strongs truck! Loud! Vrrrrrrrr! Ha ha ha.

From Joel ******* to Mikk Sisask:

ha fucking ha. send me a picture of the fucking jeep

From Mikk Sisask to Joel *******:

From Joel ******* to Mikk Sisask:

YES that is what i want. how much are you selling it for?

From Mikk Sisask to Joel *******:

I sells for 5800 Kroons, yes?

From Joel ******* to Mikk Sisask:

what the fuck is a kroon? how much in AMERICAN MONEY?

From Mikk Sisask to Joel *******:

Oh no, no Americans Dollars in here Estonia. Onlys kroon. Yous comes to Estonia to buy?

From Joel ******* to Mikk Sisask:

the jeep is in fucking estonia are you shitting me? i dont even know where the fuck that is

From Mikk Sisask to Joel *******:

Yes, Estonia. Yous comes buy, yes?

From Joel ******* to Mikk Sisask:

NO! FUCK ESTONIA AND FUCK YOU!!! GODDAMMIT WHAT A WASTE OF FUCKING TIME

Mired at Meijer

Ugh.  Since I was spending the day at my mom’s in Oak Park anyway, decided to check out the newest Meijer in Melrose Park.  Open just a couple of weeks, I figured they would have the stock that seems to be missing from all the other locations.  and yet not.

First of all, this is not a super Meijer; more a mini-Meijer.  And again, no Skippy peanut butter at all.  Avocados were 3/$2, a great price; unfortunately they were small enough to string and wear as costume jewelry.  Green grapes for $1.99/lb?  Hello, but Jewel had them for what, $1.28/lb?  And even my mother pointed out that the turnovers (you enter through produce and bakery) were much more expensive than Dominicks.  So all you people pushing carts filled with plastic bags – you’ve been robbed!

And my mother thanked me for making her go, since she can now forget about it entirely.

Jewel upcoming promotion

Lately, Jewel is just not showing me the total love package: I get a teaser on one or two items, but frankly there’s more thrills in shopping my basement.  and sadly this will continue…

Next week’s Buy 10 get $5 off instantly was supposed to have had a few very nice price points, but between the time I first learned about it and today (when I saw the ad) the products changed.  Currently there are only three Old El Paso products whose price points make sense after the discount:  .99 seasoning packets (down to .49), 1.49 can of chilés (down to .99), hard shell tacos or rice pouches.  After all the Hamburger Helper rice blends that were almost free, I just can’t see spending cash on a tiny pouch of rice.  And pay a buck for hard shell tacos?  hahahahaha.  Best bet for me is the chilés, since the instant .50 discount off ten will bring them down to .99 and the .50 IP coupons from coupons.com will reduce them to .49.  (Told you to print them – while you’re there, print out the $1 Simply Juice coupons [two of each] for free juice) This is a great price for canned chilés.

The rest of the items?  If I don’t believe a $2.50 box of cereal is a deal, you are certainly not gonna get me to drool over ones at $2.88 (after *instant discount*).   Do we need more Nature Valley bars?  How about Fiber One?  So except for the chilés, I’m sitting this dance out.

all bets are off, however, if an unadvertised cat promotion suddenly appears…

Introducing…Coq au Vinnie

with apologies to The Blogess.  Remember this little glass rooster my friend Rachel got me?  So nice and doesn’t even owe me money!  After all your clever suggestions, I settled on Coq au Vinnie, which doesn’t make much sense except to make me laugh (cock in wine – always a hoot).  While the equation should read forward:  cock = wine, it usually goes:  wine = cock.  Wouldn’t you agree?

P&G coupon booklet

P&G has another booklet of high-value coupons ($35 worth) called Gather Together. Either sign-in or register and your booklet will come snail mail.  These coupons are great for stacking with store coupons or during cat deals; often the booklet contains a coupon for a free item.

 

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Okay, I just like this picture

Nothing profound or upsetting or likely to make you spit your beverage of choice all over the monitor and keyboard…just a cool (short) vid.  Caught this on a tweet from the Bloggess.

National Library Month – local discounts offered

demotivational posters - LIBRARY CARD
Running this a couple of days early, to give you enough time to make sure you not only have a library card, but that it’s not expired!  September is National Library Card month (or sign-up).  Among the stores participating last year were two local Walgreens, offering an additional 15% discount for showing your Lisle library card.  Boy, was this a sweet way to score some extremely cheap deals!  Check out this post from last year.

So call your local library and see if they are participating; this is a national library promotion.