All the news that fits: liquids alert

This piece was blatantly stolen from HuffPost.
UntitledThe year of Amy Schumer continues with a near-perfect sketch from the Season 3 premiere of “Inside Amy Schumer.” Yes, there was a tribute to butts and a rape sketch, but a sketch saying “screw you” to the Hollywood patriarchy featured cameos from legends Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Tina Fey and Patricia Arquette, and it was an absolute winner.

Schumer stumbles upon the trio having an idyllic picnic in the woods, only to discover they’re celebrating Louis-Dreyfus’ “Last Fuckable Day.” She explains: “In every actress’ life, the media decides when you finally reach the point when you’re not believably fuckable anymore.” Common signs are when the poster for your movie is just a photo of the kitchen, wardrobe only has long sweaters for you and when your movies are remade with younger actresses (Selena Gomez in “Boyhood”!).

They celebrate well, though, by chugging ice cream, smoking cigars and delivering an expert critique on the way Hollywood treats actresses as they age. Bravo, Schumer.

Watch the clip here…and keep your drinks far away.

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livingsocial with Inside Chicago Walking Tours

imagesExplore the Windy City in a whole new way with this deal from Inside Chicago Walking Tours, which will pair you up with a knowledgable guide to teach you the ins and outs of Chicago’s fascinating history:

• $15 ($25 value) for a 90-minute walking tour for one adult
• $30 ($50 value) for a 90-minute walking tour for two adults
• Check calendar for dates and times for applicable tours

$1.69 lb Zaycon chicken breasts & more!

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The boneless, skinless chicken breasts (fresh, never frozen) are available now for delivery in June/July (depending on your area) for $1.69 lb. ($67.60 for 40 pound box).  These are huge, larger than anything I’ve ever seen in a grocery store.  Too much for your household?  Split with family and friends.

unnamedOur famous Zaycon Bacon is hickory smoked, medium sliced, and on sale right now for just $3.49/lb.

unnamed (1)Our Pork Sausage Links are on sale for just $2.79/lb, so it’s time to stock up: things get ugly when the last Sausage is served!

unnamed (3)What to make with super fresh Lean Ground Beef? Meatloaf? Burgers? Tacos? Why not make ‘em all and more—it’s just $4.49/lb!

unnamed (2)Our Old Fashioned Ham is slow-smoked over Applewood fires, and comes to you ready to be heated up and gobbled down. $3.79/lb.

4/26 SmartSource coupon links

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Bush’s $1/1 Cocina Latina and Other Bush’s Product exp Fri 6/26/15 SS 4-26
Carnation $3/2 Breakfast Essentials exp Sun 6/21/15 SS 4-26
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Colgate $2/1 Whitening and Enamel Health Toothpaste 3oz+ exp Sat 5/9/15 SS 4-26
Correctol $1/1 30ct exp Sun 6/21/15 SS 4-26
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Purina $1/1 Alpo Dog Snacks exp Sun 7/26/15 SS 4-26
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Great Wolf Lodge Groupons Across the Country

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Great Wolf Lodge Deals

Great Wolf Lodge Niagara Falls – Canada
Great Wolf Lodge Wisconsin Dells – Wisconsin Dells
Great Wolf Lodge Sandusky – Sandusky, OH
Great Wolf Lodge Traverse City – Traverse City, MI
Great Wolf Lodge Kansas City – Kansas City, KS
Great Wolf Lodge Williamsburg – Williamsburg, VA
Great Wolf Lodge Pocono Mountains – Pocono Mountains, PA
Great Wolf Lodge Cincinnati/Mason – Mason, OH
Great Wolf Lodge Grapevine – Grapevine, TX
Great Wolf Lodge Grand Mound – Grand Mound, WA
Great Wolf Lodge Charlotte/Concord – Concord, NC
Great Wolf Lodge New England – Fitchburg, MA