Looky, looky!

Just got an additional Christmas present from my husband:  the newest Kindle!  As a voracious reader, I’ve always sneered at people who used them.  pooh! pooh! Then a librarian friend (not Rachel), mentioned that she had one and I was shocked at her poor taste!  She explained that it was a great convenience to be able to “carry” 500 books in her bag.  Put it like that, it didn’t sound too bad.  The latest version holds 3,500 books.  Right now I’m just going with the freebies; one book, Bet Me, by Jennifer Crusie, is $7.99, but you can get 3rd party sellers of the hard copy for about four bucks!  Well, I’m not Bill Gates and I’m not smokin’ crack…

but it sure is purty…

Woman steals Alli

From today’s Trib…

Resolution gone awry? Woman accused of stealing weight-loss drug

Kledi Bubuija Photo courtesy of Elmhurst Police Department

Kledi Bubuija Photo courtesy of Elmhurst Police Department

An Addison woman is accused of stealing weight loss products from a store in Elmhurst, according to police reports.

Kledi Bubuija, 33, of 912 Neva St., Addison was charged with retail theft Wednesday after police said she stole a package of Alli Weight Loss Aid from a Sears Essential Store, 265 S. Illinois Route 83, Elmhurst police said.

Police said she was stopped by a security officer and was accused of tucking the weight loss aid and a mascara in her purse. The items were valued at $80.

Well, obviously the woman grew frustrated after trying to buy the product online at Sears!

Husband: Model 1

The continuing stories of women who all seem to be married to the same model number husband… Don’t believe me?  What else could explain the comments and emails I get when I post dumbass husband stuff:  omg, we must be married to the same guy!  Yes, every single time!

Today’s story is a cautionary tale of why you never, ever let a husband in the kitchen (except if he’s passing through on his way out the back).  See this picture?  Two slices of perfectly innocent bread that have been scarred for life BY THE TOASTER.  Which is obviously broken.  Because otherwise the bread wouldn’t have burned.  byw, this conversation can be repeated ad infinitum by just replacing the word “toaster” with “microwave” or “frying pan” and your food product of choice.

Got stories you’d like to post here?  Either post them in comments of shoot them over to me under the contact tab and I’ll make this a regular feature.  And the giant picture of toast?  Something wonky with the transfer…

Wags

By now I’m sure you’ve all heard about Wags’ corporate decision to remove the majority of Christmas “stuff” to shelves in the backroom when they haven’t sold at 50% off.  Yes, that’s right.  Later this year will see The Return of Christmases Past appearing at your local Walgreens.  If I were to call the Wags CEO, I’d say something along the lines of Dude, what the hell is wrong with your thinking?  Do you believe people won’t see the difference between new stuff at other stores and old crap from the back room? Target gets rid of its post-holiday junk with discounts gradually getting larger and larger until it’s gone.  Avail yourself of its secrets.

And one other thing:  if you don’t have the storage space now to handle all the things we couponers are begging to trade you high-value coupons for – what makes you think you can handle the further restrictions on space.  unless you plan on having tent sales?

Now on with today’s purchase attempts, since Walgreens doesn’t seem to be able to order/stock the Natrol, Celsius or Focus Omega 3 (and let’s not even mention Sinex):

The Lazy Town children’s gummy vitamins are going to be on sale starting the 9th for $5 with a $5 RR.  I had heard some rumblings that the deal might be working now – wrong!  Not only is it not working now, the damned things rang up at $8.49, even though they were all in a display advertising a $5 price.  and we’re not at Jewel, remember…  So I ran a couple of transactions to come up with the stuff in the picture:  3 Deans milks; 3 Natrol Acai (using the Wags IVC and the $2 mfr AND the BOGO this week) and 2 Celsius ($1 pdf coupon) .  Total OOP was $9.88 (!) but got back $6 in RRs from the Celsius.

Without lube, please

I’m basically gonna steal Rachel’s eloquent (that’s thief-speak for nyah, nyah, nyah) post about what the Illinois legislature is passing in an attempt to squeeze a couple of more nickels from those least able to hire lobbyists, ’cause we all know that that’s what it’s really all about. And here I first insert my starting to be favorite jpg and then Rachel (and one does not generally impact the other…)

I’ve mentioned a number of times that this blog is made possible partially because I receive income from the affiliate links on the site. (For example: If I link to an item on Amazon, and you buy that item through my link, I receive a percentage of your purchase as a commission.)Note by me:  Rachel’s small commission in no way affects the price you pay.

Well, the Illinois Senate today passed Senate Amendment 3 to HB 3659, which basically says that: If a sale at an Internet retailer originates through an affiliate link on an Illinois-based blog or website, that sale will be charged 6.25% Illinois sales tax — regardless of whether the retailer has a physical presence in Illinois. (For example — if and when this bill goes into effect in July: If I link to an item on Amazon, and you buy an item through that link, you pay 6.25% sales tax. If you go directly to Amazon and don’t click through my link? No sales tax.) The bill is now headed to the governor’s office for his signature.

You can read two brief articles on this here and here. In the couple of states that have passed similar laws, large online retailers have simply dropped all of their affiliate programs in that state. I’ve been receiving dire email warnings from all of my major affiliate programs warning of the same thing if this bill becomes law here. For instance, here’s the email I received from Amazon today:

Greetings from the Amazon Associates Program:

We regret to inform you that the Illinois state legislature has passed an unconstitutional tax collection scheme that, if signed by Governor Quinn, would leave Amazon.com little choice but to end its relationships with Illinois-based Associates. You are receiving this email because our records indicate that you are a resident of Illinois…

Please note that this not an immediate termination notice and you are still a valued participant in the Amazon Associates Program. But if the governor signs this bill, we will need to terminate the participation of all Illinois residents in the Associates Program. After that point, we will no longer pay any advertising fees for sales referred to amazon.com, endless.com and smallparts.com nor will we accept new applications for the Associates Program from Illinois residents.

The unfortunate consequences of this legislation on Illinois residents like you were explained to the legislature, including Senate and House leadership, as well as to the governor’s staff.

Over a dozen other states have considered essentially identical legislation but have rejected these proposals largely because of the adverse impact on their states’ residents.

Governor Quinn’s office may be reached here.

We thank you for being part of the Amazon Associates Program, and wish you continued success in the future.

Sincerely,

Amazon.com

Me here again.  As I said, I received the same email.  Will this help the state’s fiscal failures?  Nah, as Rachel says, you and Uncle Pete will just click directly to Amazon.  IL won’t see an additional dime of sales revenue, but will certainly lose the income tax revenue generated by those same sales.  Another way you, as online savers, will suffer?  Is it likely that any blogger will be able to devote significant time and energy to searching out the best deals on any site when there’s no payoff?  Well, there goes my .50 from coupons.com.  So unless you can shoot us all next week’s winning lottery numbers, this entire industry is gonna shut down in Illinois

since I own this site for a few more years, the only tried and true method for making money online is porn and I’ve already got the dog butts ….

Today (1/6) Only Babies (Toys) R US: Earth’s Best

So apparently I am now pushing diapers…well a deal’s a deal and diapers are a big chunk of change for most all households with rugrats.  Get Earth’s Best Diapers for only $3.50 per package, when you stack mfr and store coupons.  Check out the coupons on food items – there may be some other great match-ups.  Saw this on Hip2Save, so many thanks.

Wags II and SuperTarget – Update the 2nd

Apparently Target changed the price in their registers and quarts are now scanning at $5.99.  Not all shelf price tags were removed, though, so some readers were able to get them for the $1.20 price.  There is some concern that they might not honor the rain checks, but I can’t see that happening.  A computer glitch is one thing, but to advertise the price in all your stores with a shelf sign?  happy sledding with that one…  Odd how Target was able to so easily change the prices when it was not in their favor and three months was not sufficient to make changes when it was…

Got so excited about my beloved Greek yogurt I forgot to put in the link to Chobani, where you can print out coupons for .30 off the 6 oz size and .50 off the 32 oz size (print 2 times for each email but not on the same computer…hint, hint). Chobani

Heard about the almost-free Greek yogurt at Target, so I jumped on my broom and did a quick drive-by (stopped first to pick up the free Omega Factor 3 at Wags).

Wags…The free after RR Omega Factor 3 held no interest for me, until I heard about the $3 coupon inside!  woot!!  Ran in, grabbed a box and paid with a Sinex RR and .18.   Tomorrow I’ll hit a few more Wags and see how much cash I can generate.  I’m going to use clearance Christmas stuff as fillers, so I’ll keep rolling those Sinex RRs – should work out beautifully.

So here’s the dealio at Targét:  the Chobani 6 oz size of Greek yogurt is $1.20, the same price as the 32 oz size – guess which one I’m stocking up on.  Quarts come in two flavors:  vanilla and strawberry.  Unfortunately, they only had the two quarts pictured here.  Fortunately, it’s a regular sale, running through the 8th, and I was able to get rain checks for each flavor.  Unfortunately, I wasn’t able to get as many as I wanted, since the register was putting a limit of 8 (don’t ask how I arrived at that number).  Fortunately, I was able to do multiple rain checks of 8.  and i won’t tell you how many i got…let’s just say i like yogurt and leave it at that.

My advice here?  Hie on over to Target and get as many of these as you can carry.  If they are out of stock, get as many rain checks as you can – they are good until February 18th.  I might actually go back for a couple of the 6 oz ones in pomegranate,  ’cause that one sounds yummy and then pick up a few more Goodlife recipe cat food single serving trays ($1/1 1/2 rp1) which will be free.

Google to buy ITA?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDloC_OC_nQ&feature=player_embedded

Google is attempting to buy ITA, a software developer that licenses their programs to various online travel sites: Expedia, Kayak, Orbitz, Hotwire, Trip Advisor, among others.  Frankly, I’m all for it, but Expedia counsel warns against the acquisition, saying that Google could allow only limited searches, mostly from paid sponsors…hey, this sounds like Swagbucks, doesn’t it?

Which search engine do you prefer for the greatest variety of items returned?  Including the site you’re actually looking for…

Sinex update – important news

Just saw on iheartwags (yes, I have a boring nightlife, thanks for reminding me) that the Vicks RR deal we’ve been going for will be a lot sweeter starting on Sunday, January 2.  Yes, the Nyquil/Dayquil gelcaps will be priced at $4 each.  Assuming the Sinex are part of this deal (and they have been included in every one so far this year), buy 5 for $20, hand over 5 $4 Sinex coupons and pay the tax (approximately .48) and get back $10 in RRs.

Now I don’t know whether to buy the four, get two Puffs or wait until next week … decisions, decisions… oh, hell, I’ve got enough to do tomorrow with the year-end stuff.  Guess I’ll just wait…