Apparently I’ve been slacking on my weird Amazon deals, so let’s get cracking, ok?

First up is this 6 Pack Beer Holster Belt – Camo, the perfect way to show you care, especially if you team it up with this Mullet Wig.  Purty, ain’t he?  Also comes in other shades.  And you really have to add some of this liquid ass to reach that sweet-smelling top note.

But enough of that.  Your guy is way more classy than that, right?  He needs leather!  So give him this Black Leather Beer Holster and show him how you really feel about him.

Need a little something extra to throw into the box, just so he knows how much you appreciate his constant “advice”?  How about the Bullshit Button?

If you need a laugh, click on any of these links and see where they take you…almost as much of a black hole time waster as POW.