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Is the world going completely mad?  How could people not notice a dead body floating in a public pool for DAYS!?  Is there such a high level of BYOB in Boston?  The creep factor here is off the charts.

11:58 a.m. CDT, June 30, 2011

BOSTON—
The body of a woman who apparently drowned in a state-run swimming pool in Massachusetts remained in the water unnoticed for two days until passersby finally alerted police, authorities said on Thursday.

No one reported seeing Marie Joseph, 36, between Sunday and late on Tuesday, when police were called to Veterans Memorial Swimming Pool in a park in southeastern Massachusetts where they found her in the water, Fall River Police Lt. Roger LaFleur said on Thursday. “There were some individuals who were in the park and who noticed there was a body in the pool and subsequently called police,” LaFleur told Reuters.

Authorities said visitors to the recreational pool on Monday and Tuesday apparently didn’t notice Joseph’s body.

“Obviously, this situation is sort of unbelievable, and investigators are looking at every lead, every angle,” he said.

Joseph, a resident of Fall River, a city about 50 miles south of Boston, was last seen at the pool on Sunday. Her belongings were later found there, but she had not been reported missing, police said.

Police Chief Daniel Racine told a news conference Joseph may have had an accident on a water slide at the pool, citing a 9-year-old boy whom she had been taking care of on Sunday.

The boy said Joseph accidentally went down the slide and landed on top of him, then went underwater and failed to resurface.

All state-operated deep-water pools were closed on Wednesday by the Massachusetts Department of Conservation and Recreation until further notice.

The investigation is ongoing. An autopsy and interviews with Joseph’s family members, pool employees and others who were at the pool on Sunday were expected to be completed soon.

I sure hope they don’t fly in the same investigators from the dead pedestrian through the windshield case.

Chicago’s storm last night

Well, we were lucky out here ’cause there was very little rain/wind, etc.  Pictures from the Trib show other areas got nailed.  Here are some pictures.

Chgo police always look for flying pedestrians when faced with smashed windshields

Why yes, three balls is slightly unusual...

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's alive!

Update to “knock-knock, motherfucker” post

http://www.flickr.com/photos/thebloggess/5880992669/in/photostream

Knock-knock, motherfucker

and thanks to MUM who not only hates that acronym, but has a much more twisted sense of humor than her fans are aware of.  which is wonderful!

Creepy

Filed under the category of “Things That Creep Me Out” is this cover of the Newsweek I just got in today’s mail: Diana at 50 If She Were Here Now.  photoshop has a lot to answer for…

 

And how about this bizarro news item I read on MojoSavings.com (I think).

By DALE LEZON HOUSTON CHRONICLE

June 28, 2011, 8:36AM

A driver who hit a pedestrian along Interstate 45 in southeast Houston early this morning didn’t stop even though the victim smashed through his windshield and landed in the front passenger seat, officials said.

The collision occurred in the 12200 block of the southbound Gulf Freeway near Fuqua about 12:30 a.m. Tuesday, according to the Houston Police Department.

Police said the victim, whose name has not been released, died at the scene.

No other injuries were reported.

Police said a man was driving his Ford Explorer on the freeway when it broke down. He pulled to the shoulder and got out and began trying to cross the freeway.

The man was hit by the driver of a black Mazada, police said. Police said the collision forced the victim’s body through the windshield and he landed in the front passenger seat inside the car.

The driver did not stop after the collision, police said. Police said he got off the freeway and drove a few blocks before a Precinct 8 Harris County Constable pulled him over at 11600 Kirkvalley near Beamer and the deputy noticed the car’s front was damaged. Then the deputy saw the victim in the car, police added.

Police said the driver told the deputy he had hit something on the freeway and that he didn’t know the victim was in the passenger seat beside him.

Police are still investigating the case.

My take:  The reporter needs to do a better job of laying out the article.  And wtf are the police investigating here?  Dude is either high or drunk on his ass not to notice a body come flying through the windshield.

Delta Sonic gas discount

Just received this Delta Sonic Car Wash .05 discount per gallon of gas.  Limits are one coupon per customer per visit and maximum 20 gallon each time.  Expires July 1, 2011.

Between the Mobil .15 gas rebate through the end of July, the free Shell gas cards and now this…almost makes gas cheap…

If you’re pregnant, you’d better be working!

to qualify and close on a home mortgage, that is. This article is from Bankrate.com.  The baffling (to me) thing to me is a commentor who claimed to be a mortgage loan originator (read:  sales rep) who is only following FHA, Fannie and Freddy underwriting guidelines. Someone must have missed the email.

No mortgages for the pregnant?

By Polyana da Costa · Bankrate.com
Thursday, June 2, 2011
Posted: 4 pm ET

Who says you can’t have a baby and get a mortgage at the same time?

Some lenders and mortgage insurance companies do.

Federal law prohibits housing discrimination in sales, rental, and lending based on a person’s sex or familial status. According to HUD, that includes pregnancy. But some companies don’t seem to understand that.

Stories of women who are denied a mortgage loan because they are on, or about to go on maternity leave, happen more often than you think. Lenders claim they are putting the loan on hold because of the temporary loss of income and won’t approve the loan until mom returns to work.

No matter how they try to spin this, it’s just wrong. Taking 12 weeks off to take care of your newborn isn’t the same as being unemployed. And HUD will back me up on this one.

“Pregnancy is not a basis to deny or delay a loan. It’s just that simple,” says John Trasviña, HUD assistant Secretary for Fair Housing and Equal Opportunity. “Mortgage professionals may verify income and other resources and have eligibility standards, but they may not single out women on maternity leave to deny or delay loans that they are otherwise eligible for.”

HUD started cracking down on this problem last year after The New York Times published a story shedding light on the issue.

This week, HUD announced a settlement agreement with a company it had investigated, Cornerstone Mortgage Company, a national mortgage lender based in Houston, which HUD has accused of “engaging in discriminatory lending practices against expectant mothers.”

The agreement resulted from a complaint made by a woman who claims the lender changed the status on her application when it learned she was on maternity leave. The woman alleges Cornerstone conditioned the approval of the loan on her return to work, which she eventually ended up doing, according to settlement agreement.

Cornerstone denies any wrongdoing or discrimination and claims it “engaged in prudent loan underwriting,” according to settlement document,  but agrees to pay the woman $15,000 and create a $750,000 fund to compensate other Cornerstone borrowers who experienced discrimination because they were on pregnancy or maternity leave at the time they were applying for a loan.

Cornerstone will have to notify all borrowers who applied for loans during a two-year time frame and the fund will pay as many as 100 claimants.

But as many other human beings, mortgage professional’s don’t learn from others’ mistakes.

HUD also announced this week that it has filed a lawsuit against mortgage insurer MGIC charging the firm with “discriminating against a Pennsylvania family by denying their application for mortgage insurance unless and until the wife returned to work from maternity leave.”

Gay Pride Parade

and you just knew that the Ride Pipe post was gonna segue into this one, right?

So I then remembered that Chicago was holding their Gay Pride parade and the Gay Pride fest this weekend.  Tickets are a “suggested donation” of $7; after 5 pm they “suggest” $10.   hmmm, seem to be quite a few drag shows scheduled…

My rule of thumb is to never go to places where the men are prettier than the women.  Which is why you’ll never see me behind one of these banners…

tee shirts we must have

Okay, I was finally able to get to CW this morning and saw this link to the new line of Nike shirts:  Ride Pipe; Ride Wet and Get High are among my favorites!  Seriously, dudes, is big biz starting to develop a sense of humor?  Click here to see the collection.

Funny story…

Warning:  Put down the glass you’re drinking from, sit up straight and make sure you are not chewing or swallowing anything that could be a potential choking hazard.  Now continue reading…

And that’s why you should learn to pick your battles.

This morning I had a fight with Victor about towels. I can’t tell you the details because it wasn’t interesting enough to document at the time, but it was basically me telling Victor I needed to buy new bath towels, and Victor insisting that I NOT buy towels because I “just bought new towels“. Then I pointed out that the last towels I’d bought were hot pink beach towels, and he was all “EXACTLY” and then I hit my head against the wall for an hour.

Then Laura came to pick me up so we could go to the discount outlet together, and as Victor gave me a kiss goodbye he lovingly whispered, “You are not allowed to bring any more goddam towels in this house or I will strangle you“.   And that was exactly what I was still echoing through my head an hour later, when Laura and I stopped our shopping carts and stared up in confused, silent awe at a display of enormous metal chickens, made from rusted oil drums.

Knock-knock, motherfucker

To continue reading this (and believe me it gets crazy funnier), click the top headline.  Shame the bitch lives in Texas.

SWA 40th Anniversary Deals

Southwest Airlines has announced a 40 year anniversary sale with $40 (0-450miles), $80 (451-1250 miles) and $120 fare (1251+ miles); each fare is one-way and good for travel August 23 – November 16.  Click here for more info.