New Aspen Foods Chicken Recall (expanded!)

EDITOR’S NOTE: This release is being reissued to expand the July 15, 2015 recall to include additional products. After further analysis, Aspen Foods chose to recall products in an effort to prevent additional illness. Details of this release were also updated to reflect a change in poundage and distribution area.

WASHINGTON, October 2, 2015 – Aspen Foods, a Chicago, Ill. establishment, is recalling approximately 561,000 pounds of frozen, raw, stuffed and breaded chicken products that appear to be ready-to-eat (RTE)  and may be contaminated with Salmonella Enteritidis, the U.S. Department of Agriculture’s Food Safety and Inspection Service (FSIS) announced today.

The frozen, raw, stuffed, and breaded chicken items that appear to be ready-to-eat (RTE) were produced between August 25, 2015 and September 17, 2015 with “best if used by” dates of August 23, 2016 to December 15, 2016. To view a full list of products recalled as part of this expansion that are Not-Ready-To-Eat, please click here. To view a full list of products recalled as part of this expansion that are part of a variety pack, please click here.The brands associated with this recall expansion include: [View Labels]

  • Acclaim
  • Antioch Farms
  • Buckley Farms
  • Centrella Signature
  • Chestnut Farms
  • Family Favorites
  • Home Dining Selections
  • Kirkwood
  • Koch Foods
  • Market Day
  • Oven Cravers
  • Rose
  • Rosebud Farm
  • Roundy’s
  • Safeway Kitchens
  • Schwan’s
  • Shaner’s
  • Spartan
  • Sysco

Following the original recall on July 15, 2015, FSIS conducted intensified sampling at this establishment to ensure that the hazard responsible for the initial contamination had been controlled by Aspen Foods. Results from FSIS sampling revealed positive results that matched the outbreak strain ofSalmonella Enteritidis to Aspen Foods products. With this and additional information, Aspen Foods chose to recall additional products in an effort to prevent additional illness. The scope of this recall expansion now includes all products associated with contaminated source material.

Read the entire USDA release here.

I ignored this HuffPost ’cause I thought it was cute kitties & puppies

Closed Captioning At GOP Debate Actually Cat Walking On Keyboard

The closed captioning was the real frontrunner of the first GOP debate. Participants included the candidates who couldn’t make the main debate — the triple A players, if you will.

It was as if the closed caption technician had used the restroom, and a wayward cat had wandered in and decided to take a nap on the keyboard.  See the rest of the goofiness (along with funny cat pix) here.

Look out Kim – Brazil’s Miss BumBum Contest is Back!

Miss BumBum is back – and voting for the title of Brazilian rear of the year has begun online.

Contestants lined up in Sao Paulo city centre on Monday as the fifth instalment of the annual competition was officially launched.

A total of 27 women, one from each of the South American nation’s states, are competing for the top prize.

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a salute to Abbey Road perhaps?

Here’s the link with even more photos!

On the road again – NYC, here we come!

o-hillbilly1Leaving this morning for NYC and not one, but TWO, blogging conventions:  BlogHer2015 and BloggerBash – both set for the same couple of days – what a coincidence!  Also have tickets to The Book of Mormon (think I’ll find religion?  nah, neither do I), On the Town and It Shoulda Been You – thinking about one more.  Seeing preview of Ant-Man as well.

I’m taking PITA this trip, to continue my family annoyance factor, and will be posting along the way.  Stopping overnight near Youngston, OH ’cause I just can’t get enough of that annoying orange color scheme at Motel 6 – are their corporate decorators color blind, or what?  Easier to just issue all guests orange-tinted glassed (as in the Wonderful Wizard of Oz book).

I think we’ve packed everything…

we ask Siri…

downloadOn the off-chance that Siri isn’t trying to kill you (long story, but that bitch is always trying to wipe me out), here are a couple of questions to put to her/him/it:

1.  When is the world going to end?
2.  What is zero divided by zero?
3.  Does Santa Claus exist?
4.  What’s the best computer; tablet; cell phone?
5.  What’s your favorite baseball team?
6.  Are you human?

wanna crowdfund this?

See, all I need is $500,000 and … oh wait, they only want a Promissory Note to release my funds. Heck, anybody who knows me wouldn’t give me a 5¢ loan on a 10¢ gumball with a nickel down, so I gots no problems with this puppy!  Forget crowdfunding – this sucker’s all mine…bwahahahahahaha *cough*

From Mr. James Davis
My name is Mr. James Davis, Director Zenith Bank Nigeria Plc I am contacting based on a recent meeting held with the Office of the Presidency, Federal Republic of Nigeria in conjunction with the Federal Ministry of Finance and Senate committee Budget Planning  Unite, National House of Assembly-Federal Republic of Nigeria. After the meeting, it was agreed that you will receive a “Part Payment” of Eighteen Million United States Dollars Only {US$18,000,000.00} out of your long complicated outstanding payment.
Why we did this, is because according to information gathered from the banks computer, you have been waiting for a long time to receive your money without success, as I found out that you have almost met all the statutory requirements of the Zenith Bank, in respect of your contract payment, your problem is that of interest groups. I am willing to help you get your money but please for security reasons do not tell anybody that you have your money until you receive cash at your doorstep. This is something we want to avoid because the boxes were padded with machine. We told the courier service that the boxes contains photographic and film materials and when opened will loose its efficacy. We did not declare money because courier service does not carry money.
In your subsequence response I shall send you the details of the courier company which will be in charge of the delivery to your location, we have concluded that you must compensate us with $500,000 United States dollars as soon as you receive your money. To this effect, you will send us a promissory note for $500,000 United States dollars along with your address for sending the boxes by courier. Please maintain topmost secrecy as it may cause a lot of problems if found out that we are using this way to help you, do not ever tell anybody about this until you have your money. You are required to re-confirm the under listed details as soon as possible for onward shipment of your over due contract fund:
1, Your Full names: ………………………………….……………………
2, Your full delivery address: ………………………………..………..
3, Your direct phone number: …………………………………….
4, Home Phone Number: ………………………………….……..
5, Sex: ………………………………..……………………………….
6, Age: ………………………………………………………………
7, Your occupation: ………………………………………….
8, Country: …………………………………………………….
God is with us as we wait for your reply.
Yours faithfully,
Mr.  James Davis
Zenith Bank Nigeria Plc

14 Bottled Water Brands Recalled for E. Coli

A water bottling company that is responsible for 14 different brands issued a voluntary recall on Monday after discovering that one of their spring water sources tested positive for E. coli bacteria.

“E. coli are bacteria whose presence indicates that the water may be contaminated with human or animal wastes,” a representative of Niagara Bottling LLC said in a statement. “Microbes in these wastes can cause diarrhea, cramps, nausea, headaches, or other symptoms. They may pose a special health risk for infants, young children, some of the elderly and people with severely compromised immune systems.”

Read entire Huffington Post article here.

All the news that fits – liquids alert

UntitledWatch this down and dirty cat fight between two *vulgar term deleted* – I especially like how the one jumps off her scooter to tackle the other!  And the kid kicking and throwing shampoo bottles?  Priceless.  As the guy recording states:  “White Trash at its finest.”  The two videos are almost 7 minutes long and the verbal argument had started even before then.  My question is:  Where are the Walmart security guards?

PITA’s comment:  How come we don’t get stuff like that at our Walmart?  Well, sweetie, it’s probably because none of our houses are secured with chains…

PSA: Is your car part of the Takata air bag recall?

TAKATA RECALLS ALMOST 34 MILLION AIR BAGS – they’ve almost doubled the number of cars and trucks included in what is now the largest auto recall evuh!  Check to see if your wheels are part of the recall on the Federal govenment’s National Highway site.