On the off-chance that Siri isn’t trying to kill you (long story, but that bitch is always trying to wipe me out), here are a couple of questions to put to her/him/it:

1.  When is the world going to end?
2.  What is zero divided by zero?
3.  Does Santa Claus exist?
4.  What’s the best computer; tablet; cell phone?
5.  What’s your favorite baseball team?
6.  Are you human?