Think of this as a combo meal with the entire combo smashed between two burger buns.

It’s got one-third pound of Black Angus beef. It’s got a grilled hot dog split in two. It’s got American cheese. And, yes, it’s got a layer of Lay’s Kettle Cooked Potato Chips.

Lose count of the layers yet?  Read the USA Today article here (btw, it’s over a thousand calories – I think you have to unhinge your jaw…).

Taco Bell has announced that Tuesday, May 5, will be celebrated as something it’s calling Breakfast Defectors Day. Between 7 a.m. and 11 a.m., participating Taco Bell locations will be giving away one free sausage or bacon Biscuit Taco per customer.  Read here.

This piece was blatantly stolen from HuffPost.
The year of Amy Schumer continues with a near-perfect sketch from the Season 3 premiere of “Inside Amy Schumer.” Yes, there was a tribute to butts and a rape sketch, but a sketch saying “screw you” to the Hollywood patriarchy featured cameos from legends Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Tina Fey and Patricia Arquette, and it was an absolute winner.

Schumer stumbles upon the trio having an idyllic picnic in the woods, only to discover they’re celebrating Louis-Dreyfus’ “Last Fuckable Day.” She explains: “In every actress’ life, the media decides when you finally reach the point when you’re not believably fuckable anymore.” Common signs are when the poster for your movie is just a photo of the kitchen, wardrobe only has long sweaters for you and when your movies are remade with younger actresses (Selena Gomez in “Boyhood”!).

They celebrate well, though, by chugging ice cream, smoking cigars and delivering an expert critique on the way Hollywood treats actresses as they age. Bravo, Schumer.

Watch the clip here…and keep your drinks far away.

Burns are normally held on weekends, but since weather.com is predicting 100% chance of rain for Sunday, probably makes sense to burn while the getting’s good.

Thrift are those pizzas that didn’t make the cosmetic cut – sausage was not aligned with the stars or something else that doesn’t affect taste. Retail bulk are the perfect ones and you’ll pay more (although cheaper than a grocery store!). I love how they give us enough time to make freezer space!

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Here’s a little heart-warmer from HuffPost about a Seattle company CEO who realized that even his employees (who made an average of $48,000) had trouble with living expenses and decided to trim almost a million off his pay to fund theirs. Oh, and fyi, this dude is hot!

CEO Slashes $1 Million Salary To Give Lowest-Paid Workers A Raise

Three weeks ago, Dan Price took a $930,000 pay cut.

Growing income inequality had been on his mind for months. But as he went for a hike with a friend one afternoon and listened to her describe her struggle with rising rent prices, he realized he had to do something for his own employees.  Click here for full article.

Thrift are those pizzas that didn’t make the cosmetic cut – maybe the sausage was not aligned with the stars or something else that doesn’t affect taste. Retail bulk are the perfect ones and you’ll pay more (although way cheaper than a grocery store!). I love how they give us enough time to make freezer space!

Call 630-783-9696 with questions or for directions. Cash and credit accepted.

Interesting read over on London’s The Telegraph, about McDonald’s expanding ideas (they even have clothing).

Customers at McDonald’s stores in Denmark are getting a drive-thru with a difference.
As part of the fast food chain’ #imlovinit24 campaign, a limited number of Danish restaurants will be open with dedicated cycle lanes. Read the entire article here.