Duggars – Next Gen

OK, the newest big news from the TLC reality/whore channel is that the married son and his wife are having their second child after suffering a miscarriage last summer; their first child turned one last month.  Oh, and they also plan to leave the number of children they have in God’s hand…although if stuff stayed in the hand we wouldn’t be reading so much about the Duggars...just sayin’

They are part of the Quiverfull movement, where you are expected to produce as many litters children as possible so the Christians can overwhelm the heathen by sheer numbers. pah…

Lose weight on the Twinkie diet

Saw this in the Trib, folks. You’d normally expect articles of this caliber in the Globe or something.  A professor of nutrition dropped 27 pounds stuffing his fat face with junk food.  Hmmm, this bakery box I’m plowing through, then, is actually part of a rigorous healthification program, starting with my yummy, gummy vitamins…Read the whole (short) article here:

The rat-bastards are gaining!

Little bit of sunshine in the Trib today about how the credit card companies are sneaking around the latest laws meant to curtail such practices.  Maybe their tag lines should read:  Never give a sucker an even break…

U-Verse loses channels

I‘m in the process of weaning my family from satellite.  We don’t have U-verse available, which may not be so bad, since some big-name channels were just dropped.

Read this Trib breaking article and see what I mean.   In other words, if Food TV is one of your faves, you’re screwed.

Oddball stories

Mother Child and child reunion.  When I get bored I start hunting down all the oddball news from around the world.  And boy are there some odd ones!  Like this first one from USA Today of the 10 year old in Madrid who gave birth.

Or maybe this sterling example of political life:  The Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, who paid a 17 year old runaway almost 10 grand to belly dance at some of his parties.  And just what kind of political parties is he hosting – nekkid twister?

Target Olay deal

Yes, I braved the cash registers of Target and lived to post about it…Wanted to run a few of the Olay Spend $50 get back $20.  Target has this deal where you get a $5 Target gc for every 2 Olay items you purchase.  So the obvious way to work this is to buy as many of the cheap products as you can, in pairs, to reach $50.

I ran this deal twice; the picture includes both transactions, 8 toners and 8 foaming face wash in each.  A total of $51.52  ($3.60 x 8 =28.80  and $2.84 x 8 = 22.72) spent and I got back $40 in Target gift cards for each transaction.  I was able to use $8 in Olay mfr coupons from the two latest P&G inserts at CS, however, I would not recommend using coupons because 1) Target cash registers will not accept the coupon because the registers reduce the price of the item by the value of the gift card (and how fucked up is that?!) and 2) the new P&G coupons all read that only four of a like coupon can be used in the same transaction.  The second transaction should be paid using the prior transaction’s gift cards to reduce your OOP.

When I do this deal again, I will not attempt coupons since it’s too much hassle (yes, I’m turning down money).  Unless, of course, one of the television stations wants to pay me to show how Target screws this part up, too.

So what kind of cash are we talking about?  $51.52 – $40 in Target gc = $12.52 (plus tax), and get back $20 from Olay.  I, of course, am ahead an extra $8 on each transaction, due to coupons.  And, I was paying for the first transaction with a bunch of Target gift cards from the Trib and various razor deals.  So ymmv – well, hell’s bells, it surely will!

Mashup Mom’s a Celebrity!

And not the cruise ship, either – jeez, she’s not that big.  See, Rachel, I stand up for you!  Big kumbaya moment here, peeps.

Anyway, I’m sure you’ve all heard about the investigation Channel 2 news has been doing on the Target cash registers; you know the ones where it’s programmed 1 for you and 2 for me?  Apparently no one told Target corporate that 1) it doesn’t take 3 months to correct a computer glitch (that no other retailer suffers from) and 2) it’s illegal, boneheads!

So they’ve been talking to Rachel and they finally showed up to film at her house a half hour early! At my house?  The dogs would have probably eaten them.  just sayin’  She even had her kitchen and rec room CLEAN!  Again, these are all reasons why they contacted her.  I mean, the fact is that Rachel’s almost Jill at half the cost  Besides, no one who knows me would be insane enough to put me on TV.  Serious now, Rachel rocked, she was calm and collected and made her points.  If you want to catch the whole clip click here.

Can’t trust the media?

Honestly, I just don’t know who or what to believe any more!  One magazine claims that Scott and Kourtney have eloped, while another claims they’ve broken up and she’s seeing a runway model.  Not that I really give a flying fig about what happens with these two pseudo-celebs, but if you can’t believe what you see in print, how will you ever decide on a candidate?  Not so easy, is it?  Seems like each candidate for every office can prove (through 3 second sound bites) that the other candidate is a giant steaming .

Oh, and just so you know…I’m talking about your candidate.

Time travel (outside of romance novels)

and no, this is not about buying the Microsoft IPO…

Have you seen this You Tube video yet – it’s already gone viral.  A “time traveler” in 1928 clutching a cell phone.  Why everyone jumps on this thing is beyond me.  The main problem: no cell towers or satellites in 1928.  Don’t need any more info than that…

Back again!

Hoping to win myself some free stuff…here’s a link to a Free Groceries for a Year contest, sponsored by It Pays to Eat Pasta, ending Saturday, October 30.  Hmmmmm, how in the world could I spend a hundred bucks a week?  My stockpile would rival Jewel’s warehouse!

Felt like I was coming down with something yesterday and so naturally didn’t stop running around…suffered for it all last night.  I am woman hear me roar and all that rubbish.  So went for a lie down (see how reading Brit lit has improved my vocabulary?), making sure the moosies were napping in their cage.  PITA comes home, lets them out of the cage and sits down to read something.  Naturally puppies will do what they have to do, whether it be in the dining room or the great outdoors, so which do you think I got?  Now I’m on my hands and knees washing the floors, while my PITA gets a sudden urge to go rake leaves after getting “The Look.”

You’re all familiar with The Look, aren’t you?  It starts to develop once you’re in a relationship (the first time he asks “what’s the matter” and you look up and say “nothing“).  You work, hone and refine it until you have more kids (other than the one you married) and by then it becomes The Look.  rather like Alice’s Fist of Death (Dilbert).  You can all guess just what level I’m operating on…