And not the cruise ship, either – jeez, she’s not that big.  See, Rachel, I stand up for you!  Big kumbaya moment here, peeps.

Anyway, I’m sure you’ve all heard about the investigation Channel 2 news has been doing on the Target cash registers; you know the ones where it’s programmed 1 for you and 2 for me?  Apparently no one told Target corporate that 1) it doesn’t take 3 months to correct a computer glitch (that no other retailer suffers from) and 2) it’s illegal, boneheads!

So they’ve been talking to Rachel and they finally showed up to film at her house a half hour early! At my house?  The dogs would have probably eaten them.  just sayin’  She even had her kitchen and rec room CLEAN!  Again, these are all reasons why they contacted her.  I mean, the fact is that Rachel’s almost Jill at half the cost  Besides, no one who knows me would be insane enough to put me on TV.  Serious now, Rachel rocked, she was calm and collected and made her points.  If you want to catch the whole clip click here.