Honestly, I just don’t know who or what to believe any more!  One magazine claims that Scott and Kourtney have eloped, while another claims they’ve broken up and she’s seeing a runway model.  Not that I really give a flying fig about what happens with these two pseudo-celebs, but if you can’t believe what you see in print, how will you ever decide on a candidate?  Not so easy, is it?  Seems like each candidate for every office can prove (through 3 second sound bites) that the other candidate is a giant steaming .

Oh, and just so you know…I’m talking about your candidate.