Now that I have your attention…This deal is only being posted because I’m trying to be fair here.  I have no interest in playing golf, watching golf, reading about golf.  kwim?  no golf.

Today’s Buyzooka is for a $30 VIP Golf Book (for $15) with discounts at 32 premier golf courses from Players Club Golf.  I checked the site and they have golf courses all around here, so that’s a plus.  and a twitter account to better follow the breath-taking action…

Deets:  Voucher expires 12/31/2011
– 1 per customer – buy more as gifts!
– Books will be mailed (please update your account)
– No cash value after expiration
– Not valid with any other offers
– See the Rules that Apply to All Deals

This is weird; don’t know if I believe the testimonials and how difficult would it be to get your money back…but Hey! here you go:  Today’s Buyzooka is for the Whitening Lightning pen, which whitens your teeth 7-10 shades lighter over 14 days while you sleep.   This obviously wouldn’t work for MUM, because she never sleeps!  Inside joke, folks…

Deets:  Voucher expires 10/31/2011
– 5 per customer/email/account
– See Redemption Information below
– Shipping is included!
– No cash value after expiration
– Not valid with any other offers

A family outing for those who enjoy hockey, today’s Buyzooka gives you:  4 tickets; 4 hotdogs; 4 sodas, 4 Chicago Steel hockey pucks, 4 Chicago Steel game programs AND 4 Chicago Steel signed player cards.  All in all, a very inexpensive way to make some memories (the fact that those memories might involve blood, fighting and possible injury is just icing on the cake).  Game is played at the Edge Ice Arena in Bensenville, so no horrific drive/traffic into Chicago.
Deets:  Voucher expires 3/27/2011;  valid for 3/27/2011 game ONLY; 1 voucher per 4 people; not valid with any other offer; redeem at ticket booth with ID; no cash value after expiration date

This I see as the ultimate in lazy-chic:  Today’s Buyzooka is $35 (normally $80) for an in your own home/work/wherever deal from Spa in your Space, a mobile spa service.   Although this deal is for nail care, they also offer facials, make-up, massage and waxing.  Boy would this make me feel like I hit the A list.

Deets:  Voucher expires 9/30/2011; In-home Signature Mani-Pedi valid within 35 miles of downtown Chicago; for individual, gift or parties; 3 per customer – buy more as gifts; appointments required (duh); non-transferable to other services; not valid with any other offers; not valid for tax, tip, or gratuity.

Haven’t had a great Buyzooka in a while now;  today’s not the day to break the streak.  This Buyzooka is for an $85 VIP pass to Smuckers Stars on Ice 25th Anniversary Tour.  Are the supporting skaters called the Smucks and Smuckettes?  Corporate sponsorship has really got to step back a little.  Pass gets you in and a behind the scenes tour, yawn …

Deets:  Voucher good for March 12, 2011 show only.

Okayyyy, this Buyzooka goes out to my bravest readers:  $49 for a $99 Discovery Flight lesson (51% off) from Chicagoland Aviation, based out of Lewis University Airport in Romeoville.  I have a friend who pursued a private pilot license for years.  It’s very expensive just for lessons (forget the plane), so if this deal will fulfill someone near and dear to you’s secret wish or maybe you’ve just watched Airplane! one too many times, experience it on the cheap.

Deets: Valid for 2 seat aircraft – $15 upcharge for the 4-seater; minimum age 12(!); limit four vouchers per person – multiples may be purchased as gifts; flight/log qualifies as prerequisite for private pilot certificate; vouchers expire 8/31/2011.

Ugh!  I know, I know, shouldn’t be judgmental…maybe it’s just the fact that this sport is conducted on frozen water, but I’ve never been a huge hockey fan (learning politeness  – now to work on other social skills).  I’ve posted deals in the past which I thought were blahh, only to find out some people were actually interested in things and events outside of my scope!  who knew?

Today’s Buyzooka is for a $25 Family 4-Pack to see the Chicago Steel Hockey play Indiana Ice on Feburary 25, 2011 at the Edge Ice Arena in Bensenville.

Deets:  One night only. Package includes 4 tickets, 4 hot dogs, 4 sodas, 4 Chicago Steel hockey pucks, 4 Chicago Steel game programs and 4 Chicago Steel signed player cards.