Today on Groupon, put me in the take me to the circus — the Picadilly Circus, that is.

• $38 for two adult tickets and four tickets for children younger than 13 to see the Piccadilly Circus perform its new show, “Blammo” (up to a $78.45 value)
• Seating: general admission
• Door time: one hour prior to showtime
• Ticket values include all fees.

First, for your yard: $10 for $20 plants and stuff at Johansen Farms.

Then, for the bedroom: $20 for $100 at Discount Mattress.

Then, for the living room: Toms-Price Furniture.

• $69 for $150 worth of furniture
• $99 for $250 worth of furniture

Then for the paint or remodeling: Inzer and Son Services.

• $75 for one room of house painting (a $250 value)
• $199 for three rooms of house painting (a $750 value)
• $99 for $500 toward basement, bathroom, or kitchen remodeling services

Over half off a weekday pass to Raging Waves in Yorkville: Just $14.00.

Or $20 gets you an all-day pass to GameWorks Schaumburg, if you prefer the indoor. Dry. Play.

So if you go on the Groupon today, you can get SIX packs of Chia and flax seeds for $19.99 shipped. They’re good for you. And go great with the DiGiorno…

$10 for $20 at American Science & Surplus in Geneva. Don’t blow anything up, now…

Here’s $20 for $40 at FTD on Groupon. Happy Mother’s Day!

I’ll admit, it’s a good deal, but…. really now. Atlantis Waterpark hotel in the Dells, starting at $55 a night.

This is a good one, and often sells out fast: $5 movie tickets at Studio Movie Grill in Wheaton.

Seriously. You could pay half off for flotation tank sessions at SpaceTime Tanks, or… come on over and I’ll give you a real good price on going underwater here.  and you can have your choice of take-away food…