From the if you’re gonna be arrested, make it something to be proud of collection:

“A 42-year-old Indiana woman who authorities believe was high on bath salts trashed a hotel room Wednesday, Indiana State Police said this morning.

Police said Tammy Winter of Demotte was sitting on the bed when they arrived at the hotel on State Road 114 near Rensselaer, rambing about evil spirits and needing to write on the walls of the room to protect her from the spirits.

A family member who was present told police that Winter was an abuser of bath salts. When snorted, bath salts cause hallucinations, police said.

Winter was arrested and charged with criminal mischief and resisting officers after she became combative and needed to be restrained at the Jasper County Jail, police said. Both are misdemeanors.”

and this is what they’re talking about

Youths are ingesting bath salts by snorting, injecting and smoking the powdery substance; the bubble bath solution is consumed in the same manner but requires it to be “cooked” first.  Cooking the solution involves pouring the liquid into a glass pan and baking it in the oven. The liquid turns into a powder and is then consumed.

Referred to on the street as ivory wave, white lighting, dove scrub, Hurricane Katrina and Mr. Bubble, this new drug is now beginning to infiltrate high schools and college campuses across the nation. The drug is known to produce the following effects: hallucinations, euphoria, rapid heart rate, overall happiness, and anal leakage. The last effect most of the users don’t seem to want (yah think!?) but feel that the other effects outweigh the one minor drawback.

Clean Freak

“The butt thing is manageable, we just buy some of those old people diapers and we’re good to go,” said Jim Rogers a junior at some college and “clean freak”, “I have such an awesome time when I’m cleaning that I usually forget about the leakage.”  “Cleaning” is the street term for using the new drug and users are known as “clean freaks”.