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How about the weirdest laws on the globe, courtesy of International Business Times:

1.  In Samoa, it’s considered a crime to forget your wife’s birthday. well, i see nothing weird about that…

2.  In Paraguay, pistol dueling is legal as long as both parties are registered blood donors.

3.  In Australia, only licensed electricians may change a light bulb — failing to do so can result in a $10 fine.  So all you Chicago union-bashers can just stfu!

4.  In the United Kingdom, a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants – even, if she so requests, in a policeman’s helmet. Yet it is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates in public transportation.  and they know this how?

5.  In France, it is against the law to sell dolls that do not have human faces. ???

6.  In Singapore, walking around your home nude can result in a $2,000 fine if caught or three months in prison. And it’s illegal to chew gum.  the gum part i already knew, but  what if you chew gum at home in the nude?

7.  In Italy, anyone considered “obese” is forbidden from wearing polyester. While in Capri, a ban on “noisy footwear” means you can get arrested for wearing flip flops.  i really can’t argue with the first part…although i’d also tack on corduroy

8.  In Switzerland, clothes may not be hung to dry and you cannot wash your car on a Sunday. It is also considered an offense to mow your lawn on a Sunday, because it causes too much noise.  sounds like they have a pretty stiff homeowners association

Steve Jobs 1955-2011

Horrible news and yet not completely unexpected.  I hope “his” company continues to beat the pants off the also-ran…what’s their name…oh, yeah, Microsoft.

Adios, Netflix, see you in Hell

How many of you are dumping Netflix?  Or have already dumped ’em?  We cut the cable last November (actually it was satellite) because Netflix had everything PITA and husband wanted/needed and the price was pretty reasonable.  Well, one rate increase was bad enough, but this last one just bites the big one.  These people must be sharing their public relations agency with Dominicks!  Husband begged for one more month of the crazy-high prices so he could watch “CD classics that aren’t available for streaming.”  We’re talking Classic Stooges 1934-36, Best of Looney Tunes, all James Bond movies, all James Bond movies in Blu-ray…well, you get the point.  The end is rapidly approaching.  You can get almost any movie or tv series from your local library, usually free or for a small rental charge.  And goddess knows we always have free Blockbuster and Redbox rental codes.  Here’s a cartoon lifted from BlogHer, which pretty much sums up the entire Netflix experience.

Why Netflix is splitting itself in two

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Waitress scams bad tippers

By Marcie Geffner · Bankrate.com

Three people have been arrested as part of an investigation into allegations of credit card skimming at a local restaurant in New Port Richey, Fla.

According to a press statement, the Pasco County sheriff’s office has charged a waitress at a Mugs ‘N Jugs with criminal use of personal identification information, and charged several of the waitress’ known associates with scheming to defraud, possession of a card scanning device and fraudulent use of credit cards.

The waitress allegedly used a hand-sized electronic skimming device to scan customers’ credit cards without their knowledge or consent. She then, according to the allegations, gave the information to an associate, who allegedly obtained additional personal financial information and account numbers and manufactured fake credit cards. Other associates then allegedly used the fake cards to make purchases at local retailers. The goods were later sold for cash, according to local news reports.

The alleged scam appears to have been relatively prosaic and petty, at least in the colloquial sense, as so far only nine people have reported losses totaling just $5,753. That’s not to suggest that hundred- or thousand-dollar losses are insignificant to the victims, but rather that major financial crimes can involve millions of dollars or more.

Still, the small scam is noteworthy for one peculiar aspect:  According to news reports, the waitress allegedly targeted customers who made her work too hard at the restaurant or who, in her opinion, didn’t tip generously enough. [emphasis mine] That’s a cautionary tale for restaurant diners and a good reminder to practice safe credit card habits:

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And yes, it’s once again time to post stories that make you scratch your head and say “Just what the hell is wrong with people?!”

Cops: Woman, son went out for pizza after letting relative die

Associated Press10:15 a.m. CDT, September 7, 2011

A woman and her son are accused of refusing to help their 70-year-old relative after she fell on the floor, and police say the pair went out for pizza when she died two days later instead of calling authorities.

Mary Coleman died in May of 2009, but charges were not filed in the case until Tuesday. Coleman’s 71-year-old sister, Veronica King of Madison, Wis. and her 45-year-old nephew, Steven King, are charged with first-degree reckless homicide and hiding a corpse.

The Wisconsin State Journal reports that Steven and Veronica King told police Coleman fell in a bedroom on May 7, then lay there, talking now and then, until her death.

“I told her quite frankly to shut up because that old woman in the backyard” would call the police, Steven King told police, according to a criminal complaint.

After Coleman died, King and her son didn’t call to have her body removed “because we had other things to do that day,” the complaint states. [emphasis mine]

The two kept the death a secret, hiding her body in the basement and then the garage until Madison police found her mummified remains more than three months later, according to the complaint.

In the meantime, Veronica King withdrew cash and wrote checks from Coleman’s bank account, where Coleman’s pension and Social Security payments were automatically deposited, authorities said.

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By now you are all probably aware of that big fiasco experienced by ConAgra when they set up a dinner hosted by a celebrity chef and a food industry analyst and invited food bloggers to attend, offering extra tickets for giveaway purposes.  The attendees were promised a delicious four-course meal, and Mr. Duran’s “one-of-a-kind sangria.”  A surprise was also promised…read the following article from the New York Times.

Bloggers Don’t Follow the Script, to ConAgra’s Chagrin

George Duran

By ANDREW ADAM NEWMAN
Published: September 6, 2011

In August, food bloggers and mom bloggers in New York were invited to dine at an underground restaurant in a West Village brownstone run, apparently, by George Duran, the chef who hosts the “Ultimate Cake Off” on TLC.

Sotto Terra, the invitation said, was “an intimate Italian restaurant” where attendees would enjoy a “delicious four-course meal,” Mr. Duran’s “one-of-a-kind sangria,” and learn about food trends from a food industry analyst, Phil Lempert. The invitation continued that upon confirming — for one of five evenings beginning Aug. 23 — bloggers would receive an extra pair of tickets as a prize for readers and that the dinner would include “an unexpected surprise.”

The surprise: rather than being prepared by the chef, the lasagna they were served was Three Meat and Four Cheese Lasagna by Marie Callender’s, a frozen line from ConAgra Foods. Hidden cameras at the dinners, which were orchestrated by the Ketchum public relations unit of the Omnicom Group, captured reactions to the lasagna and to the dessert, Razzleberry Pie, also from Marie Callender’s.

“Our intention was to really have a special evening in a special location with Chef George Duran,” said Stephanie Moritz, senior director of public relations and social media at ConAgra.

“The twist at the end was not dissimilar with what brands like Pizza Hut and Domino’s have done in the recent past with success,” she said, referring to hidden-camera advertising campaigns. ConAgra expected to use the footage for promotional videos on YouTube and its Web site, and for bloggers to generate buzz when they wrote about being pleasantly surprised.

But it was the marketers, not the diners, who were in for the biggest surprise.

The hidden camera is a staple in commercials, from Folger’s ads in the 1970s and 1980s where diners in upscale restaurants unknowingly enjoyed instant coffee instead of the house brew, to more recent Pizza Hut ads, where diners, again in upscale restaurants, unknowingly enjoyed pasta from Pizza Hut.

But while consumers tend to laugh along with the ruse, ConAgra was about to learn that bloggers, who often see themselves as truth-seeking journalists, find the switcheroo less amusing, especially when it entails them misleading their readers beforehand.

“Our entire meal was a SHAM!” wrote Suzanne Chan, founder of Mom Confessionals, in a blog post after the event. “We were unwilling participants in a bait-and-switch for Marie Callender’s new frozen three cheese lasagna and there were cameras watching our reactions.”

On FoodMayhem.com, a blog by Lon Binder and Jessica Lee Binder, Mr. Binder wrote that during a discussion led by Mr. Lempert before the meal, Mr. Binder spoke against artificial ingredients while Ms. Binder mentioned being allergic to food coloring. When the lasagna arrived, Ms. Binder was served a zucchini dish, while Mr. Binder was served lasagna.

“We discussed with the group the sad state of chemical-filled foods,” wrote Mr. Binder. “And yet, you still fed me the exact thing I said I did not want to eat.” (Among the ingredients in the lasagna: sodium nitrate, BHA, BHT, disodium inosinate and disodium guanylate.)

On the evening she attended, Cindy Zhou wrote on her blog, Chubby Chinese Girl, that during the pre-meal discussion, she “pointed out that the reason I ate organic, fresh and good food was because my calories are very precious to me, so I want to use them wisely.”

She continued, “Yet they were serving us a frozen meal, loaded with sodium.” (An 8-ounce serving of the lasagna contains 860 milligrams of sodium, 36 percent of the recommended daily allowance.)

“I’m NOT their target consumer and they were totally off by thinking I would buy or promote their highly processed frozen foods after tricking me to taste it,” Ms. Zhou wrote.

As negative comments on blogs, Twitter and Facebook grew, ConAgra canceled the fifth evening and vowed not to use the hidden-camera footage for promotional purposes.

“Once we sensed it was not meeting attendees’ expectations, that’s where we stopped, we listened and we adjusted,” said Ms. Moritz, of ConAgra.

“It was never our intention to put any bloggers or their guests in an uncomfortable position and for that we are sorry,” she said, adding that the brand subsequently offered to reimburse attendees for such expenses as cab fare and baby-sitting.

Still, “most attendees had a fun evening” and in a survey, 62.5 percent of participants indicated having a favorable impression of Marie Callender’s, Ms. Moritz said.

Peter Shankman, author of “Can We Do That?! Outrageous PR Stunts That Work — And Why Your Company Needs Them,” said Ketchum should have safeguarded ConAgra.

“You pay a PR agency not only to get you press but also for counsel,” Mr. Shankman said. “Someone at Ketchum should have said, ‘I know this sounds fun, but we’re duping bloggers and they might get angry so we might want to rethink this.’ ”

There were “a high percentage of people who actually appreciated the event,” said Jackie Burton, director of corporate communications at Ketchum. “But we also understand that there were people who were disappointed and we’re sorry — we apologize that they felt that way.”

The promotion was “unfortunate” and “struck me as being not quite where they should be in terms of honesty,” said Deborah A. Silverman, who heads the Board of Ethics and Professional Standards at the Public Relations Society of America.

In an e-mail message, Ms. Silverman added, “Ketchum has an excellent reputation for high ethical standards,” but “the social media realm (including bloggers) is new territory for public relations practitioners, and I view this as a valuable learning opportunity.”

If some bloggers felt duped, they have nothing on the former owners of 142 West 11th Street, where Sotto Terra was staged.

Cabaret singer Cynthia Crane and playwright Ted Story, who owned the townhouse for four decades, were forced to sell it after losing their life savings to Bernard L. Madoff.

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This is almost exactly what Wanchai Ferry did this past March:  Invited a whole slew of bloggers for a free dinner downtown, throwing in a $50 MC to pay for parking, etc.  The surprise here was that the dinner was frozen, bagged Wanchai Ferry.

So the next time you’re invited to a free anything, double check that you know what you’re really getting – we can stuff our freezers with Marie Callender for almost free and then never have to get dressed.

 

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Reuters

General Motors Co. is seeking to dismiss a lawsuit over a suspension problem on more than 400,000 Chevrolet Impalas from the 2007 and 2008 model years, saying it should not be responsible for repairs because the flaw predated its bankruptcy.

The lawsuit, filed on June 29 by Donna Trusky of Blakely, Penn., contended that her Impala suffered from faulty rear spindle rods, causing her rear tires to wear out after just 6,000 miles.

Seeking class-action status and alleging breach of warranty, the lawsuit demands that GM fix the rods, saying that it had done so on Impala police vehicles.

But in a recent filing with the U.S. District Court in Detroit, GM noted that the cars were made by its predecessor General Motors Corp, now called Motors Liquidation Co or “Old GM,” before its 2009 bankruptcy and federal bailout.

The current company, called “New GM,” said it did not assume responsibility under the reorganization to fix the Impala problem, but only to make repairs “subject to conditions and limitations” in express written warranties. In essence, the automaker said, Trusky sued the wrong entity.

“New GM’s warranty obligations for vehicles sold by Old GM are limited to the express terms and conditions in the Old GM written warranties on a going-forward basis,” wrote Benjamin Jeffers, a lawyer for GM. “New GM did not assume responsibility for Old GM’s design choices, conduct, or alleged breaches of liability under the warranty.”

David Fink, Trusky’s lawyer, declined to comment.

John Penn, a former president of the American Bankruptcy Institute who is not involved in the case, said the question of “successor liability” is common for manufacturing companies that go through bankruptcy.

“The fact it comes up now is not a surprise, as this type of issue was widely discussed during GM’s bankruptcy,” said Penn, now a partner at Haynes and Boone in Fort Worth, Texas. “The court will need to evaluate the claims to see if they fit within any cubbyhole of liability that New GM assumed.”

GM said an argument similar to Trusky’s failed this year in a case involving its OnStar security and navigation product.

“There are no specific factual allegations that New GM — as opposed to Old GM — did anything at all in relation to her vehicle,” Jeffers wrote. “Plaintiff here is trying to saddle new GM with the alleged liability and conduct of old GM.”

The case is Trusky v. General Motors Co., U.S. District Court, Eastern District of Michigan, No. 11-12815.

words fail…

uh huh…

Wow!  Here’s  this really, really hot coupon that you just have to print out now now now!  Hurry before the print limit is reached (probably sometime in mid-2015).  Seriously, I’m seeing this dumb thing posted…

Save .80 on four boxes of Hamburger Helper

and people are wetting their pants over a .20 coupon…

lord, just kill me now

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Cops arrest Florida woman, 23, on felony child neglect charge

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AUGUST 18–A Florida babysitter was arrested yesterday for felony child neglect after she loaded a stroller containing an eight-month-old boy into the back of a Dodge Ram pickup truck which then drove around on two of the area’s busiest roadways, police charge.

After receiving several 911 calls from alarmed motorists, the vehicle was approached by Daytona Beach police, who found Keyona Davis, 23, seated in the back of the truck bed next to the stroller.

The driver of the 1994 truck was identified in an arrest affidavit as “Mr. B. White,” who was cited for reckless driving.

Davis, pictured in the above mug shot, was arrested since she “should have reasonably concluded that a 8 mth old child in a stroller in the bed of a pick-up truck is a highly dangerous situation and incredibly unsafe,” according to the affidavit.

The incident, police charged, could have resulted in “serious injury or death to a child especially being driven on 2 of the most traveled roadways & intersections in the county.” It is unclear why Davis put the baby–who was not harned–in the vehicle bed instead of inside the truck’s cab.

After Davis’s arrest, cops contacted the baby’s mother, who arrived at the arrest scene and took custody of her child. The woman “was in tears as I told her about the incident,” a cop reported.

Davis is locked up in the Volusia County jail in lieu of $5000 bond. Records show that her rap sheet includes busts for car theft, cocaine possession, shoplifting, resisting arrest, criminal mischief/property damage, and fleeing law enforcement. While sentenced to 1-1/2 years on the latter two counts, she only spent spent six months in state prison before being released last January. Davis was also arrested last week for misdemeanor disorderly conduct.

Mother should have signed up for Tuesday’s Sittercity deal on familyFINDS!…