And more Amazon stuff that The Goddess did not know actually existed (sent to me by one of you sick fucks – and i thank you).

Go Girl Female Urination Device is a simple, sanitary device made from germ-resistant medical-grade silicone that allows women the benefit of going to the bathroom standing up. The easy-to-use device is reusable or disposable and the small storage tube fits easily into a purse or backbpack. Go Girl is for active, traveling and germ-conscious women who don’t have access to a sit-down toilet or who don’t want to use unfit facilities.

FYI, there are lots more of these on Amazon, but in keeping with the discount theme, this is the cheapest.  Order your holiday presents early.  And whatever happened to “squat and pee?”