I just had to post this gem for all the believers out there; let’s call them the sanity-challenged.   Read about this on CW.  Here is an organization that will arrange for pet care after the Rapture (assuming you leave, of course).  Since entire Christian communities are going to disappear, it stands to reason that the humane organizations are going to be overwhelmed, right?  Introducing “After the Rapture Pet Care.”

Dear Fellow Christian:

As the Apostle Paul describes in Thessalonians as quoted above, at some point in the future Jesus will come in the air, catch up the Church from the earth, and then return to heaven with the Church. This is known as the Rapture and it will be glorious. But what of our pets? Who will take care of our pets when we’re gone?

To read more, click here.

You can keep your Rapture – a pint of Cherry Garcia does me just fine…