So we got the Right Guard body wash at Wags, which looks boring, so no pictures. Then off to 
Jewel for my 160 bottles of Fuze (special order and rain check). Now I only have to buy the coupons! It’s really convenient to get my product and return with the coupons within the next 60 days.
Since the Allegra 5 cts hadn’t come in and none of the local stores the Osco manager contacted had stock, she substituted 5 of the 15 count boxes, which was really, really nice of her. This, along with the full bag from yesterday’s Target run, is all going to Rachel’s House of Plague. At first I was going to say I was buying it for my bitch, but then I realized that I’m the one driving all over for the Allegra, so what does that make me?
OK, back to the money aspects…I took the above transactions and broke them down so that I could use those $/$$ store cats that occasionally pop out of the machine. PITA finds 
them all the time (what, you thought I’d spend that kind of cash?), just left behind, hanging all lonely, sad and abandoned. The overage created allowed me to buy lots of produce and the six $4 off clearance packages of strip steaks (7 steaks in total). So actually, I didn’t really spend more than about twenty bucks plus tax. damned tax
Um… thanks? (Like you weren’t going to Jewel anyway! Quit with the guilt!) And you can keep the Allegra if you hand over some of those strip steaks… my Jewel never has good clearance meats…
I actually had a cashier dash in front of me, grab coupons from printer next to me and tear them up all the while I was trying to remain expressionless as to not make her feel like I cared, while I was burning inside for those sad sad sad little catalinas. F You Jewel crazy cashier lady!
F you? We don’t approve of that kind of prissy-princess talk here, missy. It’s Fuck You or Pinches Jewel cashiers!, and don’t you forget it.
Hahaha. Shame on me. I see you finally got your fucking Fuzes.
Yeah, but some bitch took all “my” coupons! Now I have to actually find a seller on eBay who lists more than one auction at a time. Oh for the old eBay days of large lots of coupons, not this 20 limit crap…
Oh…that reminds me! I have to order my oxiclean coupons so I can go clean the shelves with my mutha fuckin rain check, ya dizzle! And piss off some of the women commenting on Mum’s post about shelf cleaners…tehehe.
I LOVE you guys! I especially love the no holds barred on the language! (I may have to revise my language in an email to the Goddess earlier… I don’t want to dissappoint!)