Groupon Grub 4/25

$15 for $30 at Wingstop. Tinley Park only. Why? Cause Groupon SAYS so, that’s why.

$6 for $12 at Bobtail ice cream in Wilmette. Cause nothing says “frosty treat” like wildcats.

$5 gets you $10 at John Dough Bakery in Lovely Waterlogged Lisle.

$10 for $20 at The Lemon Tree in Downers — good burgers

Another Groupon — go getcher Groupon Grub! — $10 for $20 at Lemon Tree Grocer in Downers Grove. Good burgers, good deli, good prepared foods, good lord go getcher Groupon now!

Hot Air Groupon

What’s that you say?  Groupon is already full of hot air?  Oh, you mean those dumbass descriptions of the daily deals.  I concur. Today’s deal is something that only a handful of you will have any interest in, but I like to look at these hot air balloons, so here you go…

Dream Flights USA is offering a package of either $140 (weekday) or $170 (weekend) for a 1 to 1 1/2 hour ride through the stillness above us.  I would imagine it’s akin to the quiet I experienced while gliding (no, not with the Wright brothers, smartass).

Deets:  Expires Oct 31, 2011. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 14-day advance reservation required; subject to availability and weather. Must sign waiver. Additional fee for individuals over 230 lbs. Fuel surcharge may apply. Tax and gratuity included.

Ballgame Groupon

Be among the thousands of Cubs fans who eagerly await the loss of every game – wait, that’s reality and we’re going for fantasy here…OK, regroup…

Today’s Groupon is for pricey tickets to Sheffield Baseball Club rooftop tickets to 14 Cubs games at multiple locations.  Each ticket is $69 (or a month’s worth of groceries…but again I digress), a 50% discount.  In fairness, I should point out that this includes unlimited food and drink and extra-wide seats, to match your extra-wide seat which you will obviously have if you go to many of these.

Deets:  Expiration varies.  Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Valid ID required. Not valid for resale.