What’s that you say?  Groupon is already full of hot air?  Oh, you mean those dumbass descriptions of the daily deals.  I concur. Today’s deal is something that only a handful of you will have any interest in, but I like to look at these hot air balloons, so here you go…

Dream Flights USA is offering a package of either $140 (weekday) or $170 (weekend) for a 1 to 1 1/2 hour ride through the stillness above us.  I would imagine it’s akin to the quiet I experienced while gliding (no, not with the Wright brothers, smartass).

Deets:  Expires Oct 31, 2011. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 14-day advance reservation required; subject to availability and weather. Must sign waiver. Additional fee for individuals over 230 lbs. Fuel surcharge may apply. Tax and gratuity included.