Posted a couple of times in FB, but not on the blog – I checked into the hospital Monday morning because I’d been having stomach issues for a few days and I’m NEVER sick; I’m a carrier! Checked out today AMA because I’m a patient, not a profit center, although some would insist we are all both.
I’m gonna finally get a good night’s sleep without machines lighting up my room or nurses waking me up every few hours to check my blood pressure/oxygen/temperature or trying to exist on bowls of clear broth. If there’s nothing it them, why ain’t I skinny? And if I’m no longer on an IV or restricted diet, why can’t I be officially discharged? well, that last one was obviously rhetorical…