Just Nips…you can guess the rest

imageWhen your look needs a little extra je ne sais quoi, top it off with a pair of Just Nips stick on nipples.  Wear on top of bras or directly against the skin.  Comes in two varieties – Cold and Freezing – and a pack of two is $9.99.  Made in Michigan with fake pearls; GMO-free.

Home Run Inn Dock Sale is Friday

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The Home Run Inn Dock Sale is tomorrow, Friday, April 7th, from 1-5 at their corporate headquarters in Bolingbrook (click here for map).

Thrift pizzas are those that didn’t make the cosmetic grade. Retail bulk are perfect and you pay more.

They’ll wheel out and load your purchases – they’re very well organized.

Krispy Kreme to buy Panera Bread

panera-img-master768JAB Holdings, the owner of Caribou Coffee and Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, said on Wednesday it would buy bakery chain Panera Bread Co for $7.2 billion, as it expands its coffee and breakfast empire through the biggest-ever U.S. restaurant deal.  Read the rest of the article here.

gah!!!  It’s like Whole Food pushing Twinkies

Rockabye Baby Hamilton!

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The sweeping percussion, rapid-fire rapping and soaring singing are transformed using marimbas, glockenspiels, wood blocks, and more delicate percussion,” states a press release for the album. “An ideal stepping-stone for the original, ‘Lullaby Renditions of Songs From Hamilton’ is the perfect entry into the world of ‘Hamilton’ for the whole family.”  The album includes eight lullaby versions of Hamilton songs – – you can hear 1:30 minute previews on Amazon.  Hey, they have Queen B!

Enter the Black Hole of April 1st Ads

fools-bushAdweek has rounded up an incredible way to waste spend your day – – watching April Fool’s ads from major brands.  I want that Honda Blend (fits in your cupholder!). Think I’ll pass on Cheetos spray-tan though…

Home Run Inn Dock Sale Returns

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Home Run Inn is having a Dock Sale next Friday, April 7th, from 1-5 at their corporate headquarters in Bolingbrook (click here for map).

Thrift pizzas are those that didn’t make the cosmetic grade. Retail bulk are perfect and you pay more.

They’ll even wheel out and load your purchases – very well organized. Get there early for the best selections because they sell out very quickly on some varieties.

Happy Birthday PITA

Image result for Birthday gifThese birthdays are rolling around way too quickly for my peace of mind…although she would probably say differently.  What does PITA want – – to go to sports bars and look at hot guys…don’t we all.  Baring that, we’ll have early dinner at Maggiano’s (love their BOGO deals!) and I’ll get us tickets to Spamilton, since our Hamilton daily $10 lottery hasn’t paid off yet.  Bought a large blueberry pie at Jewel and they wrote Happy Birthday Gabby on top.

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Chipotle closing ShopHouse on 3/17

ct-shophouse-jpg-20161026Chipotle is closing its Southeast Asian chain ShopHouse next week, the burrito chain said Thursday.

All 15 locations, including ones in Chicago and Schaumburg, will shutter March 17. ShopHouse, which first opened in 2011, is concentrated in California and the Washington, D.C., area.

Pie Tops – shoes can order Pizza Hut

UntitledPizza Hut is stepping up its game with high-top sneakers that allow their wearers to order pizza with a push of a button and rolling out a major discount offer for people who cannot get the special shoes.

The high-tops, which of course are being called Pie Tops, are the latest marketing stunt from a major pizza chain hungry for a bigger piece of America’s pizza-ordering pie.  Here’s the article and commercial.

Official: Burger King to acquire Popeye’s

10850089_112692235992A whole new meaning to Popeye’s RIP’n Chicken…Restaurant Brands International Inc (QSR.TO), owner of the Burger King and Tim Hortons fast-food chains, said on Tuesday it would acquire Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen (PLKI.O) for $1.8 billion in cash. read more here

unless they use chicken batter on the fries, ’cause god knows it couldn’t be worse than what they have…