A couple a gifts that up the creep factor to me… well, the first two, anyway. Last one I can get into ’cause I don’t have perfect kids.
“Little girls need to learn to breastfeed. Berjuan Toys, the company that has always supported the development of small children by producing interesting, engaging dolls, continues its tradition with the release of this innovative baby doll, The Breast Milk Baby.” Order your doll now – only $90.
Maggie Goes on A Diet is selling for $10.26 on Amazon.
Or how about Go the F**k to Sleep for $8.97 for hardcover ($3.99 Kindle). Says it’s a children’s book for grown-ups.
Please tells #3 isn’t new to you. If it is, you need to find the audio of Samuel L Jackson reading the book. It is pure perfection.
Just put the audio on hold at the library, thanks. You have to remember that PITA is 15 – easier to just yell to her “Go the fuck to SLEEP!”
$90 is a LOT cheaper then the real thing!!! 😉
NASTY!