I tried really hard to come up with images, but even I couldn’t stomach them.

Latest info on the Ashley Madison info leak includes Josh Duggar, so you get a double fix of perv with your Wheaties! “Someone using a credit card belonging to a Joshua J. Duggar, with a billing address that matches the home in Fayetteville, Ark. owned by his grandmother Mary — a home that was consistently shown on their now-canceled TV show, and in which Anna Duggar gave birth to her first child — paid a total of $986.76 for two different monthly Ashley Madison subscriptions from February of 2013 until May of 2015,” Gawker stated.  More here on Yahoo.

You’d need a home loan (and a completely clueless spouse)!  And can you just imagine the loan papers (and the loan processor’s face) if you went for the full bells and whistles package?  Well, that’s one home that won’t be remodeled any time soon…