and more importantly, why Amazon?  ’cause they’ve got some really strange shit..

Here’s strange item no. 1 Nose Up Lifting Beauty Clip, originally priced at $14.95, now only .75.

No. 2 in the odd-parade: Facial Hair Remover Beauty Tool originally priced at $13.49, now only $1.50.

And finally, we have theEarLift which makes “stretched, sagging earlobes, look tight and taught (sic).that’s it, I’m now officially off of Amazon (with my wallet still intact).