Seriously, you don’t actually think I’d haul my fat ass out the door if I didn’t have an expiring $5 Register Reward, do you? I remember – back in the day – when the registers took an RR that was only one day expired. Now, eat dirt, peasant. Since I don’t really need anything, it’s a challenge to shop. Bought four Revlon hair colors at 2/$6 ($1/2 Wags digital coupon) and two Colgate Optic White toothpastes at 2/$8 ($4/2 digital coupons); the toothpaste earned 4,000 bonus loyalty points. PITA saw these clearance Good Health veggie straws, so for 44¢ each, I said go for it. Paid with a $10 Almay/Revlon catalina and a $5 RR; subtotal was $3.52, so paid cash instead of buying more crap to use another $5 RR.