Deals at Ultra are like gambling in Vegas:  sometimes you win, but mostly you lose.  They didn’t build those casinos on people’s winnings you know.  Remember those never-in-stock Hefty one-zips that were on sale last month for .88?  Which would have paired so nicely with the $1 coupons in the Dominicks game day playbook…well I got two rain checks for 12 boxes.  A friend drives by there regularly so I give her Marcal coupons and she picks up a roll or two at a time.  I handed over the rain checks and Hefty coupons and lo and behold they had some stock – only gallon size, but still.  Even weirder was that they all had .15 peelies, which the cashier insisted on putting through.  Luckily my friend had some 2/$5 OJ with her because the Heftys were .88 and Ultra used $1.15 in coupons on each box… so by buying Hefty zips, she paid zip.

I just realized why they limit the sale of Marcal tp:  to give your ass time to heal…