Talking Pedometer-Announces Steps & Distance $5 + Free Shipping.  My luck I’ll get the one that says “Move it, granny!”

Features:
Clip and go technology
Measures up to 99,999 steps and 199.99 miles
Plays 7 melodies while you walk or jog
Music tempo synchronizes with your pace
Operates on one CR2025 lithium battery
Dimension: 50mmx64mmx23mm
What’s Included:
One (1) Talking Pedometer