Think of all the stuff that’s hidden in the Amazon back room…and be afraid, be very afraid.

First up is this cute little door buster that just screams – well, I’m not quite sure what it screams – but you will be the one everyone remembers.  go team?

Arrr, I thought this was a pirate costume.  One similar is termed unisex. please, don’t…

Okay, I’ve gotta stop now. I wanted to have an equal number of ideas for guys, but
this was the only item that did not offer the full monty! I think my retinas have been permanently seared…click at your own risk…