I was told today that stores are being told to not accept more than four $5 Revlon coupons per person per day because there have been instances of people taking stacks of RRs all bearing the same barcode (which scans beautifully, unlike most real ones!) and using them for gift cards or somehow using fraudulent coupons. I mean most employees know that you can’t buy gift cards with RRs, but scammers can zero in on a newbie like a heat-seeking missile. And these are friggin’ paper coupons – maybe we should bring in the entire insert and clip at the counter because what does a paper coupon have to do with fake Register Rewards cats?