super-secret picture of my garage refrigerator...it contains four of the five Dole orange juice bottles I just bought at Jewel – what, you thought I was talking about that other OJ?!

Here’s the deal, which I blatantly stole from another site without giving credit:  The Dole orange juice has a shelf price of $3.29, is currently on sale for $2.88…but as part of the Buy 5 items get $5 off deal, you buy five (which are the only things worth a cup of spit, frankly) and the price drops to $1.88.  Most people would cheer at this point, but my readers are not most people.  Use the $1 off any Dole 100% juice coupon from the 9/30 rp and you’ve got 88¢ friggin’ orange juice!  insert happy dance here…  Lisle is placing larger than normal orders if your Jewel is out.