I’ve gotten a couple of calls now from Blue Cross/Blue Shield about care management – one message I just ignored, but took this last one.  Apparently they want to offer me recuperation services and if I need to go into rehab – – seriously?  I’m at home getting ready to return to COD and the world of tap and yoga.  What do they think is wrong with me?  And before you answer, I did ask if these services included housekeeping, but the answer was no.

Nurse also said that it was good I had kids so they could help if I needed any.  I said my kids would step over my body to get to the refrigerator and then complain we were out of milk.  Isn’t that what most kids are like?