Here’s a right-wing advocate who claims the Super Bowl half-time show endangered his eternal soul and is now looking for compensation to the tune of $867 trillion from Pepsi, the NFL and his local cable company. He’s also concerned about Hellfire for sexually exciting the hormones of a 12 year old boy (not sure whether it’s his 12 year old son or a random one). You know, ’cause it was porn… and boy, if he thinks that was porn, he needs to get out more. Here’s the article here.