I had no cream for my coffee, which is the only reason I dragged my butt over to Jewel – not for the sales, certainly.

You see here two large packages of pork roast-bone in for carnitas ($20 right there!) – with tortillas and limes accompaniment.  The lettuce was FREE using a cat, the paper towels were FREE from the Jewel Prime Rib booklet, the Smart Balance was FREE using a cat, the bakery bread was FREE using a cat and PITA swiped a $5/$50.  Paid for the three quarts of cream and the poor man’s cocaine aka nasal spray.  Subtotal was about $44 and I paid with $42 in RRs expiring over the next few days.  Ended up taking $1.67 off a gift card.