[ad#cj-1] today is for 1/2 price drinks at Hala Kahiki in River Grove (near Triton College).  This place has been here for, like, a bazillion years, never-changing and tacky as hell.  When the cold and snow eventually comes (global warming notwithstanding), roll into high temps and your choice from over 100 large umbrella drinks.

I would drive by this place all the time, and for the life of me, couldn’t remember the name; it was always Kalooki looki in my brainbox and everyone else knew what I was talking about.  Had this just started happening, I’d be real worried about my memory going…