Here is a link to a free roll of any Scott product, bath tissue (fancy-schmancy toilet paper) or towel.  Bottom right hand link says Scotts Natural, but what prints is a generic $1 coupon.  Soooooo, single roll of Scotts for free!  Print one, hit back and you’ve got two.  Thanks to OP on CW, who picked them up at Jewel.

And while you’re at Jewel picking that up, how about a couple of free protein bars?  Click here, print, hit back and two $1 coupons.  The .99 sale ends at Jewel (today?), so hurry on over.  I just remembered that the magic coupon machine at CVS spit out a BOGO Pure Protein Bar coupon, sooooo 2 free!  Even better (or worse, depending on how these taste).