Star Trek Garden Gnomes – omg

…words fail me.  and yet i want them.

  • Picard – Engage!
  • Riker – Set beard to stunning
  • Data – My neural pathways have become accustomed to your sensory input patterns
  • Worf – ghIqtal (To the death!)
  • Borg – We are the Borg, resistance is futile.

If you’re more of a purist, ThinkGeek also has for the same price.

Star Trek TOS Bluetooth® Communicator

 Created using 3D scans of Kirk’s prop, it works by pairing up with your Bluetooth®-enabled phone just like a wireless speaker or a pair of headphones would.  cool beans!

Star Trek White Noise Machine on ThinkGeek…of course!

The Star Trek White Noise Sleep Machine provides the low thrum of a familiar spacecraft exploring some corner of an as-yet-unknown galaxy to gently lull you to sleep. Use the easy-to-navigate LCARS touch screen display to select a ship or station, whose schematic will pop up in the next window.