Attention,

Your package worth the sum of $750.000.00 United States Dollars in a certified bank draft is here in our office ready for delivery, it was given to us by Mr. Bill Gates wealth (Head Consultant)of the Microsoft Corporation United Kingdom saying that it was won by your e-mail address in their on going Microsoft Online Sweepstakes 2014 in conjuction with Oil & Gas Nigeria Ltd.

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Mr. Jonathan Robert { Head Dispatch Officer}
E-mail: [email protected]
Tell +234 813-829-3059

Note that, you will be responsible to pay for your parcel Delivery Fees which is the sum of $80 USD because Mr. Bill Gates wealth (Head Consultant) of the Microsoft Corporation United Kingdom has only paid for your parcel security keeping fees.

Dear Bill:

Thanks so much, but just drop it off next time you’re in the area – we can do lunch.  Hi to Melinda and the kids (they’ve gotten so big!)  and stay in touch, Chris

Dammit!  Now the coughing fits are starting again!!!