Attention creaky old people everywhere: Today (Tuesday, April 1st) is at Walgreens. Get 20% off all Walgreens, W brand and Nice! products and 15% off brand names. Discounts not valid on prescriptions, cigarettes, dairy products, liquor, liquor department items, phone cards, newspapers, magazines, stamps, gift cards, items or services submitted to insurance for reimbursement or where otherwise limited by law. Also not valid toward Prescription Savings Club membership fee. Online orders give you 15% off beauty and personal care products with code BEAUTYSR15.

You must be at least 55 years old or an AARP member if younger.  And now you’re back to using fake IDs, pretending to be older…