Read about the Oregon pimp who’s suing Nike (the shoe manufacturer, not the goddess, in case you were unsure)  Remember, anyone can file a lawsuit, especially when they have all the time in the world…your tax $$ at work.

A 26-year-old Portland pimp has filed a $100 million lawsuit against Nike, claiming the shoe manufacturer is partially responsible for a brutal beating that helped net him a 100-year prison sentence.

Sirgiorgiro Clardy claims Nike should have placed a label in his Jordan shoes warning consumers that they could be used as a dangerous weapon. He was wearing a pair when he repeatedly stomped the face of a john who was trying to leave a Portland hotel without paying Clardy’s prostitute in June 2012.  Read more here.