Yeehah! I won the email lottery – so long suckers!

and never even knew I had registered…

Just gotta love Hotmail if only for the sheer volume of crap they allow into your inbox.  Doesn’t matter what filters you have, they always let some stuff through.  Example:

Dear: Beneficiary,

OCEANIC BANK INT' PLC, in conjunction with Common Wealth Organization is
giving grants to selected people all over the world towards the pursue
of ONE(1)
GOAL PROJECT, and also for Poverty Elevation Program all over the
world.

Hence, we at OCEANIC BANK INT' PLC Nigeria, decided to seek for people email
address with our EMAIL SEEK DATABASE. More than Five Million Email Address
was put into Raffle Draw, of which your Email Address is one of the email that
has won this raffle draw.

However, it is our duty to officially inform you that your email has won the
sum of $780,000.00 USD SEVEN HUNDRED AND EIGHTY THOUSAND UNITED STATES
DOLLARS in your favor.

An Inter-Switch ATM Card with a fund worth $780,000.00 USD has been
accredited in your favor by Oceanic Bank Of Nigeria plc.

Your Personal Identification Number are ATM-4278763100030014. The ATM Card
has a daily withdrawal limit of $5,000.00 USD per Day.

You are advised to contact Dr. John Aboh DIRECTOR ON FOREIGN COMMITTEE
ATM PAYMENT with the details bellow:

1 Full Name:
2 Age:
3 Sex:
4 Occupation:
5 Phone Number:
6 Delivery Address:
7 Country of Residence:

Dr. John Aboh
[email protected]
Tel: +234 807 316 9910

This is to ensure that you receive your ATM-CARD grant Award on time to avoid
delay.

And you are also advise to keep your grant award information secret, until
you receive your ATM CARD. This is to avoid the issue of double claims.

Regards,
Dr. John Aboh,
OCEANIC BANK INT' PLC.
COMMON WEALTH ORGANISATION

betting Nigeria here, but I could be wrong. Thought I’d share this with you all, even if I’m supposed to keep this information secret…you wouldn’t steal my claim, would you?

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4 thoughts on “Yeehah! I won the email lottery – so long suckers!

    • Oh, gosh, I wish I had known this sooner! I sent it over to Jill… seriously, I used the last of my available cash to pick up the saving money on groceries ebook. It promises to help me bring down my grocery store totals (to what, negatives?) Glad I could lighten your final days (still dying of the flu, right?)

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