Obviously I attract the boozers, ’cause those giveaways have you clawing each other’s eyes out…a gluten-free coupon does not even make a blip on the screen.

Therefore, I will be giving out all the Udi’s coupons to whomever contacts me and gives me their vitals.  Anyone wishing to pick them up at Lisle Jewel can do that, too.  Faster for you.  Each person will probably get at least 15 coupons.