Oooh, let’s go surfing now, everybody’s learning how … quote any more and I get a call from the lawyers.  Freebizmags is offering a one-year subscription to SURFING magazine.

FREE Zevia all natural soda for new fans.  Make room in the Diet Coke fridge, please.

Walmart has the FREE sample of Purex UltraPacks available again, but I don’t think you can get another one if you took it last month.

Free puny (1.75 oz) of Seattle’s Best Coffee to first 100,000 fans.  It’s their Coffee Refund for Tax Day.  cute.

Free sample pack of 3 IGOZEN washing packs for cleaning vegetables, etc.  Site loads insanely slow, so be prepared, but you actually had a life you wouldn’t be trying to scarf up all the free stuff, now, would you?

Free sample of Uri-Femme.  Allows you to pee standing up. well, okay then…

Free packet of Cutex Advanced Revival nail polish remover when you do the like thang.