The Target warehouse called:  They want their stuff back!  Almost robbery, but extreme couponing is living life in the fast lane.  Which is why I spend my Saturday nights shopping at Target.   Got me a few Cesar dog treats, would have gotten more but they didn’t have ’em, a few more cans of Chef Boyardee (with whole grain goodness!!), some of those wonderful demi-loaves of french bread (which we pop into the toaster oven – which, when I say we, I mean ME), a couple of bunches of overpriced cilantro (wait, how can it be overpriced when I didn’t pay for it?) and a bag of El Milagro Blancas tortillas.  How much did it cost?  Well, I didn’t pay attention to the original total, but the first time I glanced up it was at $99+.  hahahahahaha.  Kept handing out coupons until I ended up at $6.19, which I paid with one of the gift cards I got for the “free” Schick razors that I also mailed in for the rebates.  How do you calculate so much negative money spent?  By the way, of the $6.19 paid out, $5.26 was damned taxes.