The slurp, slurp sounds you may be hearing are from tonight’s visit to Target:  it sucked donkey balls.

No problems with cashiers, no long lines, nothing.  That’s nothing as in most of what I wanted was not there.  See this picture?  Do you see anything but Tums?  Wonder how much they’re paying Target for being the only game in town.  Naturally I had the mother lode of Rolaids coupons…  The shelf price on the Sobe was $1.27, which is way too pricey for me; came up a buck at the register, so probably means  another trip to clear the shelves before the Target store coupons expire on the 18th.

Bottom line:  $1.32, which I put on one of my many gift cards.  Would I have even gone out had I known how little I was getting?  Hell, no!  But, you can’t always win, so at least I know I can use up the last of my Sobe BOGO coupons before the 9/30 exp. date without actually paying for it.  Hmmmm, I just might have enough in the beverage basement to last until next  year…