A reader sends me this:  FREE ADT Pet Alert window cling.  You know, those “In case of fire, forget the kids and grab the pets…” or something in that vein…

FREE BIC Briteliner Grips 5/pack.  They’re a buck this week at Staples (ad says limit four, so ymmv), so use the $1 BIC stationery coupon from 1/08S1 for FREE markers!

Free sample of Calcet Calcium Citrate & Vitamin D Creamy Bites – Calcium Supplement. They ask your reason for requesting – It’s Free, Ain’t It may not be the wisest answer.

FREE paper towels at Target using their $1 up & up paper towels coupon (no size restrictions).