OK, this is really weird here, but PITA picked a guy-type person! Given how much she fights and argues with her father (she’s always trying to line up dates for me on Match.com), I was shocked she would select a person of the male persuasion. Our lucky winner is Harry, whose comment “complimented” his wife’s ability to cook without using the smoke detector as a timing device…or something like that.
Yes, that’s right. It’s been what, weeks?, since the last one, so here goes:
This is a repeat of a giveaway from last year, for Dreamfields pasta coupons. I could split this into two prizes, but let’s just go big, huh? One lucky winner will get ten $1/1 coupons for any Dreamfields pasta product, plus various recipes and a card with carb facts on it; coupons expire 7/31/2012. Dreamfields is a great line of low-carb pasta products that taste like regular pasta. Seriously. If you’ve ever eaten some of that other low-carb stuff, ugh, just might as well eat the damned box. If you’re looking to wean your family off high-carb pasta, hide this in back of something nasty in the cupboard. Then, after you make it, hide the box. They’ll never know, so why tell them …
So just post a comment; no lies or sob stories or lying sob stores. PITA is still open to Justin Bieber paraphernalia bribes, so you could go that route…just sayin’
I’ll end this giveaway on Wednesday, April 27th at 5 pm, when PITA will be forced to pick a name. yeah, like she’s doing anything useful anyway…
Google “lesbians that look like justin bieber”…everytime I see him I think of that site.
Jeez Mariposa! only you could come up with that and consider it an entry into a contest!
DD of our Goddess, pick me, please!
I snark…therefore I am.
Even if I don’t win, I love to read the literary gems!
I got nothin to bribe PITA with – no lying sob story – or ANY story for that matter! But would really like to win these coupons and stuff! PICK ME PLEASE {{{{{{{(jumpin up and down)}}}}}}} PICK ME PLEASE !
Mariposa deserves to win! I just about blew stuff out of my nose when I read that entry! I love you all! And free pasta thats low in carbs??? AND tastes good??? Huh…
I love pasta, but I now must go check out Justin Bieber-like lesbians.
I love free pasta, who is Justin Bieber?
So you’re saying it was the lesbian comment that lured you in?
It’s funny, two of my neighbors kids 3 and 6 which I babysit are crazy about Justin Bieber. They are always fighting about him saying that they will marry him.
My daughter just received a life sized cut out of the Bieb’s for her birthday. I’d be willing to steal from an 8 year old to win some healthy pasta *winks*
I read your comment to PITA and her head shot up (she actually was listening to me!). Obviously she is not above stealing from an 8 year old either…
Darn, I will come up with a better bribe next time! If I could find your email address, I would send you a picture of the Bieber life size monstrosity and my 8 year old….so you can see what you missed out on, PITA 😉
Shoot it to the modestly-named “Contact the Goddess” email account. Thanks.
I ♥ Pasta!
I just want the cheap pasta. Pick me, PITA!
I love cheap and good pasta. I’ve got nothing JB related to bribe with, but I can relate to that kind of love. They used to make fun of me for my love of Shaun Cassidy. Funny thing is, the Biebs and Shaun had similar haircuts…go figure.
I would love to win!! We eat a lot of pasta at our house and thank God I have a 22mo who is not yet interested in Justin Beiber!!!
I lubs me some free pasta…BTW, the duet the Biebs sang w/Usher was actually good…perhaps pita knows that song.
I might be cheatin here, cause my wife has already put in a comment (begging for these coupons and ratting me out about saying I know dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off!). YEAH, YEAH, YEAH , it was only one time, I gotta come clean here! (she is standing behind me with a frying pan in her hand, HELP!) Gotta say, she makes REALLY GREAT spag and meatballs! She switched over to this brand (snuck it in on me!) about 4 months ago, and it is the BEST! I wouldn’t mind at all if she stocked up with this pasta. So, PITA , ~~~~{{{{{{ PLEASE }}}}}}~~~~ Pick her OR me! The pasta will end up in my tummy either way and I will be SOOOOO HAPPY. AND, I promise I will never ever ever ever tell anyone ever ever ever again about how I know when dinner is ready. PROMISE!
Hi, would luv free pasta as well. OH, I met you today in the Wheaton Walgreens-Nice chattin’ with you and thanks for the info-Love you site!
Welcome to the monkey house, where we never pay full price for bananas…
All this begging and pleading is giving me a headache. Just pick me and get it over with.
Thanks!
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