If you don’t consider this Superfiers Flying Dolphin odd – welcome aboard!  Shades of cobalt and powder blue wash into the pristine white underbelly of this 5-foot-long inflatable flying dolphin. Five directional movements and a 360-degree turning radius bestow the sea mammal with lifelike movements, which you control via a remote with an extended infrared radio control range. Helium keeps the dolphin afloat for weeks at a time, and a durable nylon exterior protects it while soaring over grizzly bears prone to raising the roof.

Get yours for only $11.99 – over 5,000 people realized they needed just this one thing to make their Holidays complete.  It’s 93% off retail with $2.99 flat rate shipping and FREE returns (though how could you even think about it!).  Limit three per person; additional two as gifts.

$13.99 for a 2-pack of Dude Wipes (60 Wipes Total) – that’s 53% off! Limit three per person; additional two as gifts.  Now wouldn’t this make an interesting Secret Santa gift?

La Fresh Women’s Travel Light Wipes for $9.99 (19.99 value). Two Options Available:  personal wipes and nail polish remover.  Don’t get ’em confused.  and no, I’m not making this stuff up.

Cal Exotics posh weighted silicone “O” balls Kegel exercisers in pink or purple for $9.99 ($17.99 value).

Brush Buddies Lady Gaga Singing Toothbrush for $6.99 ($14.95 value). 2 Set Lists Available.

Java Caffeinated Gum Four-Pack for $7.99 (32 Total Pieces). Multiple Flavors Available.

Doc Johnson’s Borosilicate Glass 3-Speed Vibrator for $24.99!

Pure Valley Chinese Herbal Warming Pain-Relief Gel 8.5 Fl. Oz for $5.99.

10 Drinkwel To-Go Multivitamin Packets for Hangovers is $7.99 – hurry, that office party is coming up and when they find out you’re the pervo Secret Santa…