I was scoping out MUM (but in a wholesome way, pc way) and saw this cool DIY chocolate holiday house for $1.99 with free shipping.  Well, I know when I see one deal like this there’s bound to be more…so I also put the free gingerbread house in the cart and the gingerbread ornaments….OK, and then I threw in a stone cleaner for DH’s grill…and then saw this weird thing…Bondage stuffing!  or something like this.  Please DO NOT EMAIL me that this is the greatest thing since the Twinkie, okay?   why is that bird all dark brown but the stuffing’s bright yellow?  looks strange.  and kinky…