With all the laser deals lately for hair and vein removal, there’s bound to be one coming up for cheap Botox and plastic surgery….I’m sitting by the phone…

Today’s Groupon is $99 for 6 hair removal treatments at Laser & Cosmetic Dermatology in either of their locations:  Oak Brook or Palos Hills (again with the south suburbs?)  You can choose upper lip ($400 value), neck ($1,000 value), chin ($500 value), or underarm ($1,000 value).  Once again, this is a right sidebar deal, so just look there.

Limit 2 vouchers per person; under 16 must be accompanied by parent or guardian (I was gonna throw in “or keeper” but that just seems mean).  Vouchers expire in one year.

Was going to throw in some pictures of hairy people, but, trust me, you do not want to check out Google Images… don’t say i didn’t warn you…